I want to be clear that i dont want to play mind games, i just take some facts. Its a big game because ur at the top of the table, but lets make it cleare. These are facts.
Nemanja Vidic desperatly pulled down Ramires to get his second yellow. This after trying to be sent off earlier, because there is a 1% chance that Andy Carroll will be fit for the Liverpool game on sunday. This is a fact.
Gary Neville retired earlier this winter as he tought Andy Carroll would be fit for the Liverpool game. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll signing for Liverpool made Edwin van der Sar retire. This is a fact.
Superman wears Andy Carroll pyjamas. This is a fact.
Death once had a near Andy Carroll experience. This is a fact.
The protest in Libya started because Andy Carroll told them too. This is a fact.
A guy talked back to Andy Carroll once. Once. This is a fact.
Andy carroll and superman once had a bet on who could jump the highest, the loser had to wear his underwear outside. This is a fact.
Torres left because Andy Carroll wanted the Number 9 shirt. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll can make the Adidas Jabulani ball fly in a straight line. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll once punched the tower of Pisa, now it leans. This is a fact.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Andy Carroll. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll can't predict the future, the future just better fucking do what Andy Carroll says. This is a fact.
Fabio Capello didn't call Andy Carroll up to the English national team, Carroll called himself up. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll can touch MC Hammer. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll, unlike Michael Owen, knows exactly who Accrington Stanley are! This is a fact.
When asked if he thought the world would end in 2012 Andy Carroll replied, "it depends on how I'm feeling". This is a fact.
When Andy Carroll does push-ups he doesnt push him self up, he is actually pushing the world down. This is a fact.
Notts Forest didn't want to sign Konchesky..Andy Carroll told them to. This is a fact.
Jesus can walk on water. Andy Carroll can swim through land. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll has allready been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life. This is a fact.
The dinosaurs arent extinged, they just hiding from Andy Carroll. This is a fact.
So Mr. Ferguson and his vegetables can talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, about the referees, the poor decitions and the injustis in the world, there is still 1% chance they will meet Andy Carroll on sunday. OK! This is a fact.
Nemanja Vidic desperatly pulled down Ramires to get his second yellow. This after trying to be sent off earlier, because there is a 1% chance that Andy Carroll will be fit for the Liverpool game on sunday. This is a fact.
Gary Neville retired earlier this winter as he tought Andy Carroll would be fit for the Liverpool game. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll signing for Liverpool made Edwin van der Sar retire. This is a fact.
Superman wears Andy Carroll pyjamas. This is a fact.
Death once had a near Andy Carroll experience. This is a fact.
The protest in Libya started because Andy Carroll told them too. This is a fact.
A guy talked back to Andy Carroll once. Once. This is a fact.
Andy carroll and superman once had a bet on who could jump the highest, the loser had to wear his underwear outside. This is a fact.
Torres left because Andy Carroll wanted the Number 9 shirt. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll can make the Adidas Jabulani ball fly in a straight line. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll once punched the tower of Pisa, now it leans. This is a fact.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Andy Carroll. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll can't predict the future, the future just better fucking do what Andy Carroll says. This is a fact.
Fabio Capello didn't call Andy Carroll up to the English national team, Carroll called himself up. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll can touch MC Hammer. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll, unlike Michael Owen, knows exactly who Accrington Stanley are! This is a fact.
When asked if he thought the world would end in 2012 Andy Carroll replied, "it depends on how I'm feeling". This is a fact.
When Andy Carroll does push-ups he doesnt push him self up, he is actually pushing the world down. This is a fact.
Notts Forest didn't want to sign Konchesky..Andy Carroll told them to. This is a fact.
Jesus can walk on water. Andy Carroll can swim through land. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. This is a fact.
Andy Carroll has allready been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life. This is a fact.
The dinosaurs arent extinged, they just hiding from Andy Carroll. This is a fact.
So Mr. Ferguson and his vegetables can talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, about the referees, the poor decitions and the injustis in the world, there is still 1% chance they will meet Andy Carroll on sunday. OK! This is a fact.