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These are facts..

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I want to be clear that i dont want to play mind games, i just take some facts. Its a big game because ur at the top of the table, but lets make it cleare. These are facts.

Nemanja Vidic desperatly pulled down Ramires to get his second yellow. This after trying to be sent off earlier, because there is a 1% chance that Andy Carroll will be fit for the Liverpool game on sunday. This is a fact.

Gary Neville retired earlier this winter as he tought Andy Carroll would be fit for the Liverpool game. This is a fact.

Andy Carroll signing for Liverpool made Edwin van der Sar retire. This is a fact.

Superman wears Andy Carroll pyjamas. This is a fact.

Death once had a near Andy Carroll experience. This is a fact.

The protest in Libya started because Andy Carroll told them too. This is a fact.

A guy talked back to Andy Carroll once. Once. This is a fact.

Andy carroll and superman once had a bet on who could jump the highest, the loser had to wear his underwear outside. This is a fact.

Torres left because Andy Carroll wanted the Number 9 shirt. This is a fact.

Andy Carroll can make the Adidas Jabulani ball fly in a straight line. This is a fact.

Andy Carroll once punched the tower of Pisa, now it leans. This is a fact.

If at first you don't succeed, you are not Andy Carroll. This is a fact.

Andy Carroll can't predict the future, the future just better fucking do what Andy Carroll says. This is a fact.

Fabio Capello didn't call Andy Carroll up to the English national team, Carroll called himself up. This is a fact.

Andy Carroll can touch MC Hammer. This is a fact.

Andy Carroll, unlike Michael Owen, knows exactly who Accrington Stanley are! This is a fact.

When asked if he thought the world would end in 2012 Andy Carroll replied, "it depends on how I'm feeling". This is a fact.

When Andy Carroll does push-ups he doesnt push him self up, he is actually pushing the world down. This is a fact.

Notts Forest didn't want to sign Konchesky..Andy Carroll told them to. This is a fact.

Jesus can walk on water. Andy Carroll can swim through land. This is a fact.

Andy Carroll once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. This is a fact.

Andy Carroll has allready been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life. This is a fact.

The dinosaurs arent extinged, they just hiding from Andy Carroll. This is a fact.

So Mr. Ferguson and his vegetables can talk, and talk, and talk, and talk, about the referees, the poor decitions and the injustis in the world, there is still 1% chance they will meet Andy Carroll on sunday. OK! This is a fact.
 
LOL.

But here's an addition.

Andy Carroll won't play against Man U on Sunday. This is a fact.
 
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44436.msg1294885#msg1294885 date=1299295373]
LOL.

But here's an addition.

Andy Carroll won't play against Man U on Sunday. This is a fact.
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is he defo out?
 
[quote author=Markeh link=topic=44436.msg1294893#msg1294893 date=1299298620]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44436.msg1294885#msg1294885 date=1299295373]
LOL.

But here's an addition.

Andy Carroll won't play against Man U on Sunday. This is a fact.
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is he defo out?
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No idea, but what I do know is that he's been out for two months. Kenny has been quite cautious in his approach so I'm not expecting any surprises.
Is Man U really the best game to field Carroll in after such a long lay off?
 
I don't think there is a best game. If he's fit enough for a sub appearance (and taking part in full training would suggest he is) then he'll be brought on. Probably the last 15 or 20 mins when the game has slowed down. I definitely think we'll see his debut from the bench tomorrow.
 
That's what I'd expect too and, if the Mancs I've spoken to are anything to go by, they're dreading the thought of him up against the CBs they'll have to put out, even just for the last 20 mins.
 
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[quote author=Markeh link=topic=44436.msg1294893#msg1294893 date=1299298620]
[quote author=Modo link=topic=44436.msg1294885#msg1294885 date=1299295373]
LOL.

But here's an addition.

Andy Carroll won't play against Man U on Sunday. This is a fact.
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is he defo out?
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No idea, but what I do know is that he's been out for two months. Kenny has been quite cautious in his approach so I'm not expecting any surprises.
Is Man U really the best game to field Carroll in after such a long lay off?
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Yes
 
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This reminds me of Chuck Norris
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Scissors have once managed to cut Chuck Norris's hair, however no pair of scissors invented is strong enough to cut the hair of Andy Carroll. That is the difference and that is a fact!!
 
Play him from the start get 50/60 minutes out of him then take him off. Hit the cunts early with everything we have.
 
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