'TheBig_Sam' on Twitter

[Ryan]

Saw this linked on another forum, and have spent the past 20 minutes doubled-over laughing at some of the entries. Fucking brilliant stuff.

http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam

A few select favourites...

Saw a lovely lass in the park. Told her she was as pretty as a Monet. And that I'd like to suck her shit into a point. Mardy cow walked off

Just had a wank with an oven glove on. The sensation was electric, but I've got bits of Findus Crispy Pancake all over my cock now.

And my favourite so far...

The missus loves my big, thick sausage fingers. Loves it when I use 'em in bed. "Come on, Big Sam," she pleads. "Give us the digitry."

 

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