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The 'Why the fuck does he start for them!?' Thread.

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Halmeister

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Basically I was thinking, who are the shittest players in the Premiership who regularly start and showcase their shitness? However, no matter how bad they are, the manager is the only one who can't see it. There's a couple from Liverpool obviously.

Almunia/Fabianski/Any Arsenal 'keeper


? Koscielny Upson Konchesky


Delap Lucas Barry Boa Morte


Cole Boselli


I need some help finishing the team.
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=43068.msg1229003#msg1229003 date=1291583562]
Scott Carson should be in goal.


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I thought about him, but plumped for Almunia/Fabianski due to Wenger's steel-like stubbornness to stick with the muck twins despite having the means to do better.
 
Can we put delap in there? If a players main attribute is what he can do outside of the chalk then whats the fucking point
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=43068.msg1229004#msg1229004 date=1291583587]
Can we put Barry in there?
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Added. Good shout.
 
Just need a right back. God that's a shit team. Would probably beat us if we went away to them, though.
 
And that could be our actual centre midfield if things had panned out differently
 
Chelsea had a good few shit overhyped right backs

Bosingwa could be good but is a defensive liability
Ivanovic is only good from corners and can be done for pace
Ferreira is a waste of oxygen

Ferreira for me
 
Wayne Bridge would be another good shout, if there wasn't a shitter left back already in place.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=43068.msg1229013#msg1229013 date=1291584045]
And that could be our actual centre midfield if things had panned out differently
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And our forward line come Jan?
 
The day Rory Delap hangs up his boots will be a day of joy. I absolutely hate his long throws.
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=43068.msg1229017#msg1229017 date=1291584333]
Wayne Bridge would be another good shout, if there wasn't a shitter left back already in place.
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He hasn't started a match all season mate.

Rightly so too.
 
Hmm both Ferriera and Bardsley have their merits, but there must be someone better to put in?

Bardsley doesn't really start that much with Onuoha there now, and at a mediocre club like Sunderland.

Ferreira doesn't start much either, only due to injuries does he get a game.

There must be a regularly starting right back who's shit? I can always put GlenJo in there if all else fails.
 
Which would be pretty idiotic. Johnson's suffered from a bad spell, but he's coming back now.

He is good enough to be starting for us.
 
[quote author=Halmeister link=topic=43068.msg1229028#msg1229028 date=1291585127]
Hmm both Ferriera and Bardsley have their merits, but there must be someone better to put in?

Bardsley doesn't really start that much with Onuoha there now, and at a mediocre club like Sunderland.

Ferreira doesn't start much either, only due to injuries does he get a game.

There must be a regularly starting right back who's shit? I can always put GlenJo in there if all else fails.
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Eboué is pretty crap, although he is no longer first choice rb.
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=43068.msg1229029#msg1229029 date=1291585181]
Which would be pretty idiotic. Johnson's suffered from a bad spell, but he's coming back now.

He is good enough to be starting for us.
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I was taking the piss like. I like Johnson.
 
With the stick Johnson takes and people wanting Kelly at right back for us im surprised our own vegetable of a right back isnt on that team!
 
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=43068.msg1229004#msg1229004 date=1291583587]
Can we put Barry in there?
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You have no idea on how chuffed I am to have missed out on that Gareth Barry deal that Rafa was so keen on.
 
Sadly, i'm going to have to add Owen in this .....

Owen Hargreeves too.

If they were a Horse, they would be put down by now..
 
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