Lulz.
That mistake after the start of the season that lad has had reminds me of this joke.
A guy is driving down a country lane past an insane asylum when he has a flat tire. He has been struggling to get his tire off for about 10 minutes when a man jumps over the wall of the nuthouse and approaches.
'Are you ok pal' he says to which the man replies
'Errm yeah thanks'
'Are you sure? would you like some help getting that tire off?'
after thinking about it for a minute the man agrees.
While they are changing the tire the man from the asylum talks about how he used to be a mechanic and about the garage he used to own.
After about 15 minutes the job is done and the car owner says
'So errm why are you.....ya know...' and he motions towards the asylum
'Oh i dunno' he answers 'I was put in here for losing my temper with a policeman, but to be honest they never really explained it to me'
'How long have you been here?' he asks and is startled to find out a man as lucid and normal had been there for seven years.
'Jesus thats ridiculous' he says 'Your perfectly normal'
'I know, ive been telling them that for years, but they never listen'
After a time conversing the man with the car agrees to visit the local governor to find out if he can get the man released. They shake hands and he says 'You have my word i'll try and help you'
They bid their farewells and the guy gets back into his car just as the other man dissapears over the wall.
He puts his key in the engine and just as he is about to drive off the rear window explodes into the car showering glass everywhere. He looks back and there is the other man sitting on top of the asylum wall. He nods towards the car and says
'You wont forget now will you?'
That mistake after the start of the season that lad has had reminds me of this joke.
A guy is driving down a country lane past an insane asylum when he has a flat tire. He has been struggling to get his tire off for about 10 minutes when a man jumps over the wall of the nuthouse and approaches.
'Are you ok pal' he says to which the man replies
'Errm yeah thanks'
'Are you sure? would you like some help getting that tire off?'
after thinking about it for a minute the man agrees.
While they are changing the tire the man from the asylum talks about how he used to be a mechanic and about the garage he used to own.
After about 15 minutes the job is done and the car owner says
'So errm why are you.....ya know...' and he motions towards the asylum
'Oh i dunno' he answers 'I was put in here for losing my temper with a policeman, but to be honest they never really explained it to me'
'How long have you been here?' he asks and is startled to find out a man as lucid and normal had been there for seven years.
'Jesus thats ridiculous' he says 'Your perfectly normal'
'I know, ive been telling them that for years, but they never listen'
After a time conversing the man with the car agrees to visit the local governor to find out if he can get the man released. They shake hands and he says 'You have my word i'll try and help you'
They bid their farewells and the guy gets back into his car just as the other man dissapears over the wall.
He puts his key in the engine and just as he is about to drive off the rear window explodes into the car showering glass everywhere. He looks back and there is the other man sitting on top of the asylum wall. He nods towards the car and says
'You wont forget now will you?'
