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The shittest looking footballer you've ever seen

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Ryan

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Not in appearance but ability, or inability as it would be.

Have you ever looked at someone in the Premier League and thought 'how the fuck is that lad a Premier League footballer'?

I'm talking rubbish technique, awkward as fuck, clumsy, shite touch, cant run properly, the absolute works. The type that make you believe you could have had a career in professional football yourself if that useless cunt can.

I'd like to nominate Gary Doherty. This chomper:

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Absolutely brutal footballer. How he's forged out a career for himself I'll never know. Shonky touch, shite looking athlete, uuterly woeful on the ball.

Nominate your own.
 
Djimi Traore made me think I could dust down my boots and get a Champions League medal before I'm 30.
 
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Sean Dundee!
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Ha! He gets a run-out every time this question is asked.


I'll nominate Salif Diao; every time I saw him I wondered if there'd been a mix up in the translation or something. He didn't look like a footballer in any way and, honestly, looked a liability whether we had the ball or not.
 
Steve Harkness.

He was hugely untalented. I went to watch Stockport V Sheff Wed about 7 years ago and he played for Wednesday and he was the worst player on the pitch by a country-mile, he got subbed just after half time and sold shortly afterwards.
 
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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44745.msg1307545#msg1307545 date=1301467439]
Sean Dundee!
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Ha! He gets a run-out every time this question is asked.


I'll nominate Salif Diao; every time I saw him I wondered if there'd been a mix up in the translation or something. He didn't look like a footballer in any way and, honestly, looked a liability whether we had the ball or not.
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I'm convinced it was Papa Bouba Diop we were meant to sign
 
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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44745.msg1307545#msg1307545 date=1301467439]
Sean Dundee!
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Ha! He gets a run-out every time this question is asked.


I'll nominate Salif Diao; every time I saw him I wondered if there'd been a mix up in the translation or something. He didn't look like a footballer in any way and, honestly, looked a liability whether we had the ball or not.
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I'm convinced it was Papa Bouba Diop we were meant to sign
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Diao looked shit in that World Cup and the fact that Bouba Diop looked so good beside him didn't help.
 
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[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44745.msg1307545#msg1307545 date=1301467439]
Sean Dundee!
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Ha! He gets a run-out every time this question is asked.


I'll nominate Salif Diao; every time I saw him I wondered if there'd been a mix up in the translation or something. He didn't look like a footballer in any way and, honestly, looked a liability whether we had the ball or not.
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I'm convinced it was Papa Bouba Diop we were meant to sign
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Diao looked shit in that World Cup and the fact that Bouba Diop looked so good beside him didn't help.
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He scored one of the goals of the tournament though!
 
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[quote author=Wizardry link=topic=44745.msg1307550#msg1307550 date=1301468474]
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=44745.msg1307545#msg1307545 date=1301467439]
Sean Dundee!
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Ha! He gets a run-out every time this question is asked.


I'll nominate Salif Diao; every time I saw him I wondered if there'd been a mix up in the translation or something. He didn't look like a footballer in any way and, honestly, looked a liability whether we had the ball or not.
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I'm convinced it was Papa Bouba Diop we were meant to sign
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Diao looked shit in that World Cup and the fact that Bouba Diop looked so good beside him didn't help.
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Diop was the one with the stinging shot against France which glanced the bar and got replayed time and again, right?
 
I watched Titus Bramble for three years at Ipswich when I lived over there.

Dear God, he was useless looking.

If Bobby Robson paying 6m to take him off their hands wasnt a geezer doing his old club a favour, I don't know what it was.
 
Ian Ormondroyd - lanky and shit

Mark Bosnich - fine shot stopper but couldn't kick a football

Brett Ormerod- hard working but pretty shit
 
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Bebe.
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oh leave him alone, he's a tramp
 
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Bebe.
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oh leave him alone, he's a tramp
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He probably thinks he's in an extended Portuguese version of candid camera.
 
A bit before the First Division became the Prem, but Ray Wilkins was the most overrated footballer I have ever, ever seen.
 
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Carlton Palmer has 18 England caps.

EIGHTEEN!!
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i love your avatar

even though i've never seen that film
 
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Carlton Palmer has 18 England caps.

EIGHTEEN!!
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His manager at the time Gordon Stachan was being interviewed after a game.......................

Interviewer: And Gordon what about Carlton Palmer today, he must have covered every blade of grass on that pitch?

Strachan: Yeah, when your ball control is as bad as his you have to.
 
Bit off topic but I used to like how Strachan handled the press.

BBC Reporter - 'Quick word for the BBC Gordon?'

Strachan - "Velocity" :laugh:
 
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Bit off topic but I used to like how Strachan handled the press.

BBC Reporter - 'Quick word for the BBC Gordon?'

Strachan - "Velocity" :laugh:
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So that penalty incident, did you see it Gordon?

Of course I saw it, I was there.
 
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Carlton Palmer has 18 England caps.

EIGHTEEN!!
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i love your avatar

even though i've never seen that film
[/quote]Can you notice that its moving?
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=44745.msg1307731#msg1307731 date=1301483593]
Carlton Palmer has 18 England caps.

EIGHTEEN!!
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i love your avatar

even though i've never seen that film
[/quote]Can you notice that its moving?
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yup, thats why i love it
 
Which film is it?

BTW Trifon Ivanov is one of the ugliest cunts to ever have graced a football pitch.
 
Noel Brotherston. Like one of the Marx brothers running down the wing.

Google the fucker if you're younger than 40.
 
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