It struck me that we should form our own political party and get things sorted with minimum fuss. The SCM party (not to be confused with the SNP of course...)
So, let's get it together, the SCM election manifesto!
Three ideas of my own (well, shamelessly stolen from the monster raving loony party)
1) Introduce a 99p coin
2) The creation of a law that means socks have to be sold in a pack of three, thus decreasing the chance of not being able to find a pair
3) Paint the cliffs of Dover white so the French can't see us
Of course well also need members for the cabinet. I suggest the following
Myself for Prime Minister (who else)
@Judge Jules for Deputy prime minister (he can be the wise word in my ear, and if it all goes tits up I can blame him and tell everyone he's doting in his old age)
Either @peterhague or @singlerider for Chancellor of the Exchequer. They can fight for the position with charts and whatnot.
@SummerOnions for secretary of state for energy and climate change
@Woland for Minister of sound (that exists, right? There's a ministry of sound, isn't there?)
@Ijg for Minister of silly walks (who else could fill that role?)
Any other ideas?
So, let's get it together, the SCM election manifesto!
Three ideas of my own (well, shamelessly stolen from the monster raving loony party)
1) Introduce a 99p coin
2) The creation of a law that means socks have to be sold in a pack of three, thus decreasing the chance of not being able to find a pair
3) Paint the cliffs of Dover white so the French can't see us
Of course well also need members for the cabinet. I suggest the following
Myself for Prime Minister (who else)
@Judge Jules for Deputy prime minister (he can be the wise word in my ear, and if it all goes tits up I can blame him and tell everyone he's doting in his old age)
Either @peterhague or @singlerider for Chancellor of the Exchequer. They can fight for the position with charts and whatnot.
@SummerOnions for secretary of state for energy and climate change
@Woland for Minister of sound (that exists, right? There's a ministry of sound, isn't there?)
@Ijg for Minister of silly walks (who else could fill that role?)
Any other ideas?
