The big wow with Real Madrid

[Fox]

I'm getting fucked with this assumption that all top players should leave and end up at Real Madrid

What's the big fucking wow with them nowadays. They are not the best team in their league and don't win the CL these days.

If it's all about trophies why go there

Other teams will pay same wages as well

Annoying.

 

[RedStar]

There are generally 4 things i think come into consideration when a player at the very top level is being transfered

1) Transfer fee - lots of teams would like to sign Ronaldo Bale etc but can they come up with the fee
2) Wages - Can the club match the players wage demands
3) Trophies - Does the club regularly challenge for/win the top trophies
4) Prestige - This is a more secondary consideration but players want the chance to write themselves into the history of great clubs and be comapred alongside the greatest

Madrid Bayern and Barcelona are arguably the only 3 clubs on the planet that could tick all of those boxes and neither Bayern or Barca spend anything like what Madrid do on marquee transfers

 

[Mors]

They're on one of the biggest teams in the world
They've got some of the best players in the world
They play attacking football
They're in with a shout of winning the league every year
They pay massive wages
They're in with a chance of winning the champions league most years
They play in warm sunny country
There's loads of fit women in their country


Yep, can't see any fucking reasons to go to Madrid either.

 

[Fox]

Loads of teams have a chance of winning trophies every year.

They have not won CL for over ten yrs and only won their league once in 5 yrs.

 

[ILD]

Yeah, loads of clubs have a chance of winning trophies every year but not every club is Real Madrid. Some people grow up dreaming of playing for them or a club of that stature.

What's in it for Suarez? The culture, climate & language for a start. . They can afford his potential transfer fee and offer BIG wages. They compete on all fronts for trophies. Suarez could be the catalyst needed to propel them to titles. It's a no brainer for Suarez. Plus, he invited journo's into his home to imply he would be interested in a move to them

We also don't want to sell him to another English club.

 

[Fox]

I know I know. It's just annoying when they win less than loads of other teams but everyone makes out they are the best

Plus their finances are ludicrous and should never be allowed to be run like that.

 

[RedStar]

I know I know. It's just annoying when they win less than loads of other teams but everyone makes out they are the best

Plus their finances are ludicrous and should never be allowed to be run like that.

Like what? where they sold their training ground to the local council. Not much different from West Ham getting a free Olympic stadium from the taxpayer, or Man City for that matter

They are cunts but football is a sport wholely operated by cunts now

 

[Woland]

It's just iconic innit. Have you been to the ground? Done the museum tour? It's all a cut above everywhere else. All of it.

First time I went there I thought about what it must have been like for Michael Owen (coz it was round then) or anyone who they were courting to have a look around that place... and I can't imagine anyone not wanting to sign for them.

 

[Red Astaire]

Didn't they have a really famous player called 'cous cous'? Sounds like he'd be good!

 

[Cerberus]

They pay less tax in Spain too right?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The museum is shit. Just lots of ridiculous trophies. Barecelona's pisses all over it/

 

[Woland]

I can't even remember Barca's. I remember we got some gay family photo with the European Cup but the Madrid one was well better

But if we all liked the same thing then we'd all be having this massive fight over this one bird.

 

[Athens]

I can't even remember Barca's. I remember we got some gay family photo with the European Cup but the Madrid one was well better

But if we all liked the same thing then we'd all be having this massive fight over this one bird.

A blonde bird with long legs and big breasts

 

[Woland]

Imagine three billion cavemen all scrapping over that. Just a massive throbbing pile of guys killing each other trying to fuck it. It's a lot like the sperm's race towards the egg.

 

[keniget]

I think the Barcelona team is reaching the end of their cycle so Real Madrid will be winning titles soon enough.

 

[Modo]

It's like joining the Detroit Redwings or the Lakers.

 

[Athens]

It's like joining the Detroit Redwings or the Lakers.

Or Kerry.