Alright so moving on from my first set of suspicious neighbours (which turned out to be a bunch of water colour enthusiasts) - So I'm sitting in my garden fanning my balls like you do when I hear a snuffle and a bark coming from my back gate. I'm enjoying a late Sunday afternoon rollie and a frosty bevvy when suddenly CRASH!!! In comes bounding what I only describe as a hell hound! Fuck me I damn near soiled myself when this slobbering mass of fur, muscle and fangs comes at me!
I just made it to my french doors and to safety when this mad blood lust cannine came at me and damn near crashes through the window!
My neighbour 'Pete' was very apologetic but WTF! What if my 1 year old lad was out back with me! I fucking hate all animals and especially ones that try and eat me when I'm fanning my balls in the garden.
Thought I'd share my afternoon of terror! 😡
I just made it to my french doors and to safety when this mad blood lust cannine came at me and damn near crashes through the window!
My neighbour 'Pete' was very apologetic but WTF! What if my 1 year old lad was out back with me! I fucking hate all animals and especially ones that try and eat me when I'm fanning my balls in the garden.
Thought I'd share my afternoon of terror! 😡
