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Stoke "banter" goes wrong

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Stoke investigate after Kenwyne Jones finds pig's head in locker

• Glenn Whelan reportedly responsible for incident
• Jones's partner complains of 'Big men acting like kids'
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The pig's head that was put in the locker of Stoke City's Kenwyne Jones as a prank, in a picture posted by Brek Shea. Photograph: Instagram
Kenwyne Jones allegedly smashed up the car of a team-mate believed to be Glenn Whelan after the Stoke City striker found "a bloody pig's head" wrapped in his clothes, which he believed the midfielder had placed there, according to tweets by Jones's girlfriend on Friday afternoon.
With the club launching an investigation into what occurred at the training ground, Kissa Abdullah wrote a series of tweets criticising the act stating it was "not even close to funny". Jones is a Rastafarian so does not eat pork.
Following the incident, the Stoke midfielder Brek Shea tweeted a photo of the pig's head and wrote: "Locker room banter gone wild!!!" The club confirmed they are investigating what occurred.
A statement said: "The club takes seriously reports of an incident at our training ground this afternoon. A full internal investigation will be carried out and those responsible for any unacceptable behaviour will be dealt with in accordance with the club's disciplinary procedures."
Earlier Abdullah revealed what had happened, writing on Twitter: "Big men acting like kids a pigs head is not a prank its just disgusting!!!!! Wtf??? I don't get how was that sup 2 be funny!!!! Really???"
Then she wrote: "me as well I really don't get it at least do a fake one not straight from the butchers! Anyone would be pissed! … they put a huge bloody pigs head in his clothes at training! He warned them 2 keep him out of the banter or else! u kno the rest."
Regarding Jones's and her beliefs, Abdullah tweeted: "Listen 4 all those who don't get it lay the f! back! Where I come from that's not anywhere close 2 funny! Esp not knowing religious beliefs."
Another said: "Everyone is entitled to their own opinions mine is I don't agree wrapping a pigs head in his clothes!" She also retweeted another tweet that stated: "do you know what a pigs head represents in a Muslim religion ??" with an earlier tweet written by Abdullah, saying: "It just takes a minute to be sensitive to someone's beliefs no one says u can't have a sense of humour but let it be a joke! This wasn't!"
She also conceded that Jones's smashing up of Whelan's car was not the best way to have reacted. "you know wat agreed but everyone reacts differently !" Abdullah wrote.
Last Sunday, before Stoke played Tottenham Hotspur in their last home match, Michael Owen, who is retiring after the final game of the season, had his car covered with flour and eggs. He tweeted a photo of his car and wrote: "This is what I will miss once I hang up my boots! Looks like I may be delayed getting to the match." He then identified the suspects: "It's a long week lads. Revenge is in the air! Chief suspects: Whitehead and Whelan. Huth is a possible too."
Jones also retweeted the photo of Owen's car and wrote: "Michael Owen's leaving present."​
 
What a great religion it is too.

We believe you should smoke cannabis and fuck as many women as possible. You'd never guess a man invented it.

And Bob Marley believed he didn't need cancer treatment because he believed his religious beliefs would save him, then when he realised that was bullshit he went to Germany for cancer treatment. Lost the faith.
 
What a great religion it is too.

We believe you should smoke cannabis and fuck as many women as possible. You'd never guess a man invented it.

And Bob Marley believed he didn't need cancer treatment because he believed his religious beliefs would save him, then when he realised that was bullshit he went to Germany for cancer treatment. Lost the faith.
Little known fact is that Danny Baker is full of guilt to this day as he is the one who injured Marley's foot in a charity football match that subsequently lead to his getting cancer.
 
LOL - Pigs are filthy animals after all.

Common misconception. Pigs actually try harder than most farm animals to keep themselves clean. The reason they still get in a mess is that the humans who supposedly take care of them don't tend to muck pigsties out often enough. [Source: my dad, who was a Min.of Ag.vet.]

P.S. It's "led". Lead with an "a" is the stuff some people nick off any convenient roof. 😉
 
Little known fact is that Danny Baker is full of guilt to this day as he is the one who injured Marley's foot in a charity football match that subsequently lead to his getting cancer.

I'm not sure you can get cancer from playing football.

If you could, I'd be crossing my fingers a lot while watching games.
 
Common misconception. Pigs actually try harder than most farm animals to keep themselves clean. The reason they still get in a mess is that the humans who supposedly take care of them don't tend to muck pigsties out often enough. [Source: my dad, who was a Min.of Ag.vet.]

P.S. It's "led". Lead with an "a" is the stuff some people nick off any convenient roof. 😉

Also they roll in mud to protect themselves from getting sun burned. Some pigs have the same complexion as an Irish man.

I wonder is that why there's not so many Jews and Muslims in Ireland?
 
Common misconception. Pigs actually try harder than most farm animals to keep themselves clean. The reason they still get in a mess is that the humans who supposedly take care of them don't tend to muck pigsties out often enough. [Source: my dad, who was a Min.of Ag.vet.]

P.S. It's "led". Lead with an "a" is the stuff some people nick off any convenient roof. 😉

Indeed. Pigs do get a pretty awful press. The term 'sweating like a pig' is unfair too, as I don't believe pigs sweat at all!
 
If he's not Jewish or Muslim what's the big deal. There's nothing like a great OTT prank once no one is hurt
 
Hubbard used to write comic books about science fiction and this is some of the basis of Scientology.

(*it seemed funny before I posted it)
 
I'm not sure you can get cancer from playing football.

If you could, I'd be crossing my fingers a lot while watching games.

He used to play bare foot and got infections which were rumoured to be part of the reason - it wasn't, he had a malignant tumour under his toe nail but it was a secondary to already existing cancer. He died because the recommended amputation went against his religious beliefs, the cancer spread and that was that.
 
So........ Suarez put the pigs head there , incited by the Danny baker, who despised the works of bob marley?
 
What a great religion it is too.

We believe you should smoke cannabis and fuck as many women as possible. You'd never guess a man invented it.

And Bob Marley believed he didn't need cancer treatment because he believed his religious beliefs would save him, then when he realised that was bullshit he went to Germany for cancer treatment. Lost the faith.

The first part sounds ace.
 
Nicked this from another forum:


The big question is who the obvious suspects would be.

Thomas Sow-ensen?
Glenn Squeal-an?
Ham-eron Jerome?
Robert Hoof?
Danny Pigginbotham?
Asmir Pigovic?
 
What a great religion it is too.

We believe you should smoke cannabis and fuck as many women as possible. You'd never guess a man invented it.

And Bob Marley believed he didn't need cancer treatment because he believed his religious beliefs would save him, then when he realised that was bullshit he went to Germany for cancer treatment. Lost the faith.

I didnt realise he went for treatment! What a faker...It was cancer which started in his toe or something daft wasnt it??
 
Reminds me of a time a friend had a poo in a container and left it in someones freezer while in student accomodation. Sort of back fired when student representatives came in and interogated him csi style and accused him of malicious bullying!
 
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