Stoke away

[Sheik Yerbouti]

very slippery

Should wear proper studs then.

 

[Halmeister]

Is there anything good about Stoke and its people? I fucking hate them

 

[hmmmmm1]

shelvey cant even make a 5 yard pass forward

 

[dee]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE PLAYING AT

 

[Red_Water]

I'm a miserable cunt when we are loosing but seriously what is the fekin point when BR can't set a team up to do some very basic defending. Stoke don't dominate at home, they grind out results and create very little but against us their plan A is creating chances without even having to try!

 

[Cerberus]

Shelvey is having a fucking mare.

 

[Red_Water]

shelvey cant even make a 5 yard pass forward

Wen did he have 2 decent games in a row of us?

 

[Hansern]

Sub Shelvey NOW

 

[Halmeister]

Get Shelvey off!

 

[Modo]

OK, take Shelvey off. He's not in the game. Bring on Sterling, move Suso to the middle.

 

[Lastboyscout]

I would leeeeeerve to deck pulis. Just sayin

 

[Buddha]

Shelvey might as well be wearing red and white

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Brendan needs to take Jonjo off before he embarrasses himself any further.

 

[dee]

We win a series of corners, but given we look like Dwarves to the Stoke Ents there is no need to get excited

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I've just started watching - please can someone objectively tell me what's happened.

 

[dee]

Suarez nearly gets one squeezed inside the near post but stopped.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

I've just started watching - please can someone objectively tell me what's happened.

Suarez won a penalty, Skerts slipped on their first, poor team defending on second goal, Shelvey has been atrocious.

 

[the_khl]

Stoke are punting long balls up in the strong wind and their target players have so far torn our defenders a new one. We on the other hand look dangerous on most brakes.

I reckon when we get the tail wind in the second half Stoke will struggle to keep to their tactics and we could yet go on and win this.

 

[dee]

Downing back on the right

 

[hmmmmm1]

I've just started watching - please can someone objectively tell me what's happened.

We got a penalty after 30 seconds and have been shit since.

Defensively all over the place.

 

[Red_Water]

I've just started watching - please can someone objectively tell me what's happened.

We scored. They then started humping the ball into the box and we being a bunch of cunts gave them 2 goals.

Ah yes, Shelvey is in the middle of his 'play 6 shit games before he plays a decent game' patch.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Dare I say Downing Syndrome has been halfway decent again today?

 

[the_khl]

Downing looks improved.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Suso, Downing, and Enrique have been our best players thus far. Suarez isn't 100% dialed in but he's been buzzing around as per usual.

 

[dee]

Shelvey looks Conference standard. Needs to snap out of it

 

[Delinquent]

I honest don't think Gerrard knows how to strike a long range shot these days. I don't know whether he's inhibited by past injuries, but he just never connects with it as he used to.

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

Hahaha Shelvey what a pathetic shot you dummy.

 

[Cerberus]

FUCK OFF SHELVEY

 

[Buddha]

Got to get Sterling on for Shelvey at half-time

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

When our defense is playing this poorly Pepe doesn't need to take it upon himself to be the cherry on top of the shit sundae.