Songs for Players

[C/O]

In light of Sterling whoring himself out to the masses saying he loved Suarez' and Gerrard's songs, can the creative minds of SCM come up with anything decent for some of our beloved players?

I can't, but I'll try.

For Rickie Lambert, to the tune of Ganster's Paradise by Coolio.

"Been spending all my life, trying to look like Sam Allardyce"

Any others?

 

[cloggypop]

I still want Psycho Killer by Talking Heads for Sakho.

Psycho by The Sonics would also do.

 

[C/O]

We need some lyrical adaptations there Cloggy, give us a chorus.

Edit: just listened to them, disregard.

Psycho by System of a Down would also work.