So yeah... Swansea

[FoxForceFive]

He's playing!?!?!

Hahahaha. I'd genuinely forgotten.

Can we shoot him & give sterling his wages please?

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Joe Cole with a free header after an Assaidi cross - straight into the keeper.

 

[jimmy]

Poor defending. Coates lost him for the goal.

 

[Modo]

Great cross from Assaidi, Cole heads it straight at the keeper

 

[FoxForceFive]

And there he goes, free header, 6u yards from goal, into the keepers arms as tamely as a rich tea into a pensioners cuppa.

 

[Stulikesdrums]

Coates was poor for the goal.

 

[Modo]

Is there an echo in here...

 

[dmishra]

We're really not going to do much with this attacking line-up. Cole and Downing might as well not be playing, and Yesil looks well overwhelmed at this level. Assaidi's the only one who has any bite in this attack. I'd take off Cole immediately, and bring on Suso.

 

[tombrown]

Is there an echo in here...

Why? Do you need a piss?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Why? Do you need a piss?

Hahahaha. Fucking quality.

Sadly not many will get that.

 

[Modo]

Id get Suarez on the pitch pronto

 

[Shadey]

Get Mr Suarez on

 

[Modo]

Didnt get it.
Anyway yesil with a shot thats blocked

 

[FoxForceFive]

Id get Suarez on the pitch pronto

Risking a booking & suspension?

 

[Buddha]

Joe Cole has been completely absent in this game. What exactly is the point of him?

Bizarrely I get mixed up between Joe Cole and Olly Murs.

Perhaps Murs might be the better option?

 

[Hansern]

I'd just give Joe Cole away. He's been horrendously shite

 

[Markeh]

whats henderson like at right back?

 

[Halmeister]

Hahahaha. Fucking quality.

Sadly not many will get that.

I get it!

Am I still an armchair fan?

 

[dmishra]

whats henderson like at right back?

Think he's been our best player alongside Assaidi so far.

Isn't saying much - most have been poor or completely anonymous so far.

 

[Modo]

Downing with a poor touch almost free in the box. Fucks up.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Coates was poor for the goal.

I was undecided if Coates was his marker, I suspected he'd lost a man in front of him, & Coates was behind, but stream fucked up so didn't see a replay.

How the fuck do people watch streams every week?!

On a related note, does the commentary voice go really loud every time someone shoots for everyone else too?!

 

[keniget]

Epic pass from Shelvey. Epic fail from Downing.

 

[Markeh]

Think he's been our best player alongside Assaidi so far.

Good. I like him hopefully he finds a place in the team, could be at right back.

 

[dmishra]

Michu and Hernandez really running the show for Swansea. Very clever players, both of them.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

How did Michu only get sold for 2 million!?!? What a player.

 

[tony]

Hahahaha. Fucking quality.

Sadly not many will get that.

tescos plassy bag for solids

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Swansea pass the ball really well.

 

[Delinquent]

And there he goes, free header, 6u yards from goal, into the keepers arms as tamely as a rich tea into a pensioners cuppa.

I think you're giving too much credit to Joey there. Those pensioners can dunk their biscuits much harder than that.

 

[Modo]

Swansea are great at passing themselves of out of trouble
Id go so far as to say that they're controling the game atm

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I've not been impressed so far by Allen's attacking passes in the final 3rd ... He's gotta do better