Small mercies...

[Rosco]

Being a bit shit means you don't have fans like Chelsea :

 

[Mystic]

Is he taking a picture of himself taking a picture?

Or is he doing something really cool like taking a picture of his ipod whilst listening to *insert relevant Chelsea song here* with Stamford Bridge in the background? Kids got talent.

 

[Rosco]

I presumed he was taking a pic of himself taking a selfie

 

[C/O]

I think he's taking a picture of his cornetto with the pitch in the background because he's a deep, misunderstood artist.

 

[Fabio]

I think he's taking a picture of his cornetto with the pitch in the background because he's a deep, misunderstood artist.

That's another phone, not a cornetto

 

[Athens]

That's another phone, not a cornetto

I was about to piss myself laughing at his comment but then I realised it does look a bit like a half-eaten cornneto...

 

[C/O]

That's another phone, not a cornetto

I know, I was trying to be hilarious.

 

[Ryan]

Heh, haven't you just got married Ross? Like you and your bride won't be all over the selfies on the honeymoon.

 

[Athens]

Heh, haven't you just got married Ross? Like you and your bride won't be all over the selfies on the honeymoon.

I think he's about to get married. He was waiting on that yes vote to make it legal.

 

[gkmacca]

That's another phone, not a cornetto

That's the worst chat up line I've ever heard.

 

[Red Mullet]

Being a bit shit means you don't have fans like Chelsea :

Between those 2 phones is an infinite selfie