These two are sufficient.
Ohhh Lucas Leiva...
You're shite, You're shite,
Give the ball to Dirk Kuyt,
He's shite, He's shite,
The two of you, on the pitch,
Such an ugly sight!
Ooohhh where the fuck is Nando!
and
To the tune of the Hokey cokey
Put your pass to the side
your pass to the back
side
back
side
back
mix it all about.
Do the Lucas Leiva and you turn around
That's what it's all about.
Oooh the Lucas Leiva
Oooh the Lucas Leiva
Oooh the Lucas Leiva
Side Pass
Back Pass
rah
rah
rah
*waits for SaintGeorge and Ryan*