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Revenge is a dish best served cold!

Red Astaire

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EDIT : What is about to follow is a completely fictitious account of a mans struggle with his desire for cold hard revenge. Any similarities to real people or events are purely coincidental.


So I had a bit of a dispute with my neighbours 6 months ago. It actually caused us to move - Well we were thinking of moving anyway and this just helped the situation along. Thing is it was all quite unfair. We were the middle flat of a town house. Flat below and flat above. We could hear them and they could hear us - You know just one of those things. Sometimes we could hear their TV so I presume they could hear ours. Anyway It didn't really bother us that much until they both started proper complaining - Like everyday about the noise. There really wasn't any - I had tried to be reasonable and given them my mobile so if it was really bad they could text us and we'd turn it down. Thing is it was getting daft. They were texting even when the TV was off. By the end both flats were texting every day. It was clear they had a meeting and decided it was best to force us out - Which I suppose they did. It was proper cuntish behaviour especially because the lad upstairs who had been down to my flat to watch the footy and hang out a few times. They both owned their flats and we were only renting so I guess it was in their interests to get some travelling salesman in who is never home or some old dear.

Anyway - It's always rankled a bit that they got what they wanted. Probably quite smug about it to be honest. So my mind's turned to a bit of belated revenge. Nothing too sinister just enough to make them a little miserable. I suppose mail subscriptions are a wee bit obvious but still..... Anyone had anything similar happen to them? Or anyone have any good revenge ideas. I do have the lads mobile and e-mail address as well of course his postal address...... 😵
 
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