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Couldn't be bothered dude.

Sorry.

I doubt you'll have many wanting to rate that crap last night.
 
i didnt watch it either...

shame really - it should be an exciting period seeing some of the younger lads get an opportunity..
 
Decent players were Kelly, Wilson, Shelvey and Aurelio. Everyone else was poor to rubbish. With Poulsen being the worst.
 
Jones 5
Kelly 5
Aurelio 5
Wilson -5
Skrtel/ Greek 5
Jova 4
Shelvey 5
Poulsen -5 (worst I've ever seen)
Cole 2
Babel 3
Eccleston 3
Kuyt 3
Pacheco 3
 
I actually think thats hard on Cole. He at least tried, something no one else even bothered to do.

Shelvey, Wilson and Kelly were good.
 
Jones 6 - Nothing much to do, distribution looked poor though
Kelly 8 MOM - Several crunching Carra MkII tackles and lots of throwing himself into the mix is a sure-fire way to win over the crowd, and he got far more cheers than anyone else in red.
Aurelio 6 - Distribution was rather erratic at times, and his decision making was often poor in the final 3rd. That said, he defended fine and that was his job.
Wilson 7 - Made Skrtel look like the nervous 18 yr-old, went into challenges against the bigger boys and although he came off worse a few times, he looks like he has enough in him to succeed. It's a learning curve that'll do him good
Skrtel 3 - Wolfswhatsit turned him far too easily, and every clearance made it over the throw in line in our half, all the fucking time.
Greek 6 - Had fuck all to do, that late surge was hilarious.
Jova 5 - Apart from that early shot offered absolutely fuck all, and looked way out of his depth, and out of position.
Shelvey 7 - Looked like he kinda gave a shit, made some lovely passes and some shit ones. Better than Poulsen by far, and oddly looked instructed not to head too far up the field.
Poulsen -1,000,000 - Just fuck the fuck off you fucking fucked up fucker.
Cole 2 - I'm sure he used to be an established England international?
Babel 3 - Brainless, shit first touch and out of ideas. Not good enough.
Eccleston 5 - Time on his side etc, ran a lot and never had anyone to pass to. Unlucky.
Kuyt 5 - Did fuck all, other than give the ball away ad stand still a fuckload.
Pacheco 6 - gopd little cameo, gave a little spark for a little bit, went away when he realised he'd have to do it all on his own.


Roy 0 - For setting us up in a contrived 4-6-0 setting, with no recognised striker. Just fuck off, and take your backroom staff, and Poulsen with you.
 
Think that's pretty fair. No surprise to see Babel back to his frustrating best, and Joe Cole is just looking fucking shit. All he seems to have in his locker is the ability to occasionally turn well, if that's closed down then he's basically offering fuck all, he needs to up it big time.
 
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