Jones 6 - Nothing much to do, distribution looked poor though
Kelly 8 MOM - Several crunching Carra MkII tackles and lots of throwing himself into the mix is a sure-fire way to win over the crowd, and he got far more cheers than anyone else in red.
Aurelio 6 - Distribution was rather erratic at times, and his decision making was often poor in the final 3rd. That said, he defended fine and that was his job.
Wilson 7 - Made Skrtel look like the nervous 18 yr-old, went into challenges against the bigger boys and although he came off worse a few times, he looks like he has enough in him to succeed. It's a learning curve that'll do him good
Skrtel 3 - Wolfswhatsit turned him far too easily, and every clearance made it over the throw in line in our half, all the fucking time.
Greek 6 - Had fuck all to do, that late surge was hilarious.
Jova 5 - Apart from that early shot offered absolutely fuck all, and looked way out of his depth, and out of position.
Shelvey 7 - Looked like he kinda gave a shit, made some lovely passes and some shit ones. Better than Poulsen by far, and oddly looked instructed not to head too far up the field.
Poulsen -1,000,000 - Just fuck the fuck off you fucking fucked up fucker.
Cole 2 - I'm sure he used to be an established England international?
Babel 3 - Brainless, shit first touch and out of ideas. Not good enough.
Eccleston 5 - Time on his side etc, ran a lot and never had anyone to pass to. Unlucky.
Kuyt 5 - Did fuck all, other than give the ball away ad stand still a fuckload.
Pacheco 6 - gopd little cameo, gave a little spark for a little bit, went away when he realised he'd have to do it all on his own.
Roy 0 - For setting us up in a contrived 4-6-0 setting, with no recognised striker. Just fuck off, and take your backroom staff, and Poulsen with you.