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Premier League Ugly XI

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The Nomad

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I've tried to not put people who've been in accidents e.g. Lescott and Tevez all though both could easily make the list

I feel like I'm missing an obvious left back...

GK - Van der Sar

RB - Gary Neville
CB - Phil Jones
CB - Steve Bruce
LB - Gareth Bale

RW - Angel Di Maria
DCM - Sulley Muntari
ACM - Luke Chadwick
LW - Anthony Gordon

CF - Wayne Rooney
CF - Dirk Kuyt

Manager - David Moyes

Subs

Neville Southall
Iain Dowie
Luka Modric
Jimmy Bullard
Martin Keown
Gervinho
Peter Beardsley
 
The Nomad said:
I've tried to not put people who've been in accidents e.g. Lescott and Tevez all though both could easily make the list

I feel like I'm missing an obvious left back...

GK - Van der Sar

RB - Gary Neville
CB - Phil Jones
CB - Steve Bruce
LB - Gareth Bale

RW - Angel Di Maria
DCM - Sulley Muntari
ACM - Luke Chadwick
LW - Anthony Gordon

CF - Wayne Rooney
CF - Dirk Kuyt

Manager - David Moyes

Subs

Neville Southall
Iain Dowie
Luka Modric
Jimmy Bullard
Martin Keown
Gervinho
Peter Beardsley
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You need the accident lot in I'm afraid. No excuses.

Also Rooney has no accident excuse.

Add Ribery too
 
The Nomad said:
I've tried to not put people who've been in accidents e.g. Lescott and Tevez all though both could easily make the list

I feel like I'm missing an obvious left back...

GK - Van der Sar

RB - Gary Neville
CB - Phil Jones
CB - Steve Bruce
LB - Gareth Bale

RW - Angel Di Maria
DCM - Sulley Muntari
ACM - Luke Chadwick
LW - Anthony Gordon

CF - Wayne Rooney
CF - Dirk Kuyt

Manager - David Moyes

Subs

Neville Southall
Iain Dowie
Luka Modric
Jimmy Bullard
Martin Keown
Gervinho
Peter Beardsley
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Might get some hate for this but Stevie...
 
Modo said:
Might get some hate for this but Stevie...
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No chance. There's just a suspicion that his soul might be ugly, the very core of his being. It's nothing serious like being actually ugly to look at. He's just average in that respect.
 
The Nomad said:
I'll leave that to you. But I feel mean putting players who've been in accidents in.
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why?

They're all multi millionaires. If they don't want to spend some of their savings on a bit of reconstructive surgery then they deserve to be in the elephant mans 11
 
Whats the name of the big striker that played for West Ham and sort of looked like Homer Simpson?
 
It just came to me

marlon harewood

spoiler incase anyone would like a guess
 
The Nomad said:
I've tried to not put people who've been in accidents e.g. Lescott and Tevez all though both could easily make the list

I feel like I'm missing an obvious left back...

GK - Van der Sar

RB - Gary Neville
CB - Phil Jones
CB - Steve Bruce
LB - Gareth Bale

RW - Angel Di Maria
DCM - Sulley Muntari
ACM - Luke Chadwick
LW - Anthony Gordon

CF - Wayne Rooney
CF - Dirk Kuyt

Manager - David Moyes

Subs

Neville Southall
Iain Dowie
Luka Modric
Jimmy Bullard
Martin Keown
Gervinho
Peter Beardsley
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Good effort! Who is the captain of this team?
 
Bournemouth player 2012/2013. Bournmouth may not have been in the PL then but does need an honourable mention
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Bobby Clark's dad, Lee Clark. He has since blossomed to become a silver fox but I am sure there's been more than a few broken mirrors in his house back when he was playing
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JonJoe Shelvey, Roy Keane, Japp Stam, Stuart Pierce, Gareth Southgate, Carlos Tevez, Carlton Palmer, & Peter Crouch to name but a few.
 
We need some criteria to differentiate “ugly” from “weird-looking.” I would contend that Crouch is definitely the latter. Just a weird physical specimen.
 
Phil Jones surely the captain of that unfixable lot

Def think it's fair to put Kuyt in. Would add Konchesky and Poulsen from us, old Hodge didn't like to sell the team calendar did he.
 
What about ugly on the inside?


Greenwood
A. Johnson Giggs Antony
Barton
M. Alonso Ferdinand Terry



struggling for a right back and keeper
 
This is not a nice thread, i'm an ugly guy and have to live with it every day, dont need to be reminded.
 
Don't care about the rest but the keeper has to be Ederson. Most clapped player in the league after Gordon
 
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