Penalty Countdown

[Halmeister]

What's that now, 26 games or something?

Can somebody more technologically able perhaps upload videos of the stonewallers we haven't got in this run? Or better yet, create a montage.

We might as well have a laugh about it instead of getting outraged. And this will be the official party place when we finally get a pen!

 

[Judge Jules]

The montage idea is a good one. The club should compile it and go on the warpath with it.

 

[Halmeister]

We've tried highlighting the fact we don't get any penalties, though, and it did fuck all. Might as well just laugh about it now. I'll be a bit gutted if we waste our penalty in the 4th goal of a 4-0 win over Villa or something.

I want it to be a momentous occasion... in like 6 years time or something.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

We've been getting fuck all since the Suarez and Evra episode.

 

[Judge Jules]

We haven't really tried much though. Brendan Rodgers has said one or two things, is all, and even then he did it almost apologetically. I think we should (a) give it some real welly and (b) do it behind the scenes, but reserve the right to go public if this nonsense continues. In fact I'd get our lawyers on to it (provided we've got some competent ones).

 

[Halmeister]

 

[Hansern]

I've been saying before each game that now we'll get it, but it hasnt helped at all.
So, now I'll say we wont get a penalty all season....

 

[Shadey]

That was a stonewall pen against shelvey today

 

[Leo]

I have a shit theory on this.
I think that when we were good in the 80s we were hated by opposing fans and these refs were young boys and supported other clubs.
So they still hold a boyhood grudge, so by and large my theory will prove to be correct in ten to twenty years when Utd will have the same problem.
As fucking if!

 

[Hansern]

Someone mentioned 6 pens on twitter. Thats probably stretching it, but its at least 4-5 stonewall penos.

 

[Halmeister]

 

[Halmeister]

 

[the count]

I thought the throttling of Agger was worth a penalty too.
As good as shout as the one given against Allen.

Clearly the reason we are not been given penalties is because our players aren't diving

 

[Hansern]

Dont think the tackle on Shelvey is a pen tbh

 

[Dreambeliever]

We'll get 1 against Villa

 

[Halmeister]

 

[Halmeister]

This one is hard to tell, but it looks as though Evans gets none of the ball and only touches Suarez.

 

[Halmeister]

Meanwhile....

 

[dantes]

If I was Shelvey, I would have collected a sideways pass off Lucas then thumped the ball so fucking hard straight into Probert's face.

 

[Hansern]

The Gerrard one is insane

 

[nealmac]

They're all fucking insane if you ask me. Ok, the Suarez one against Evans was difficult to spot for the referee, but having said that, he was able to penalise Johnson up the other end when he couldn't see it.

And I'm sure there were a lot more than that.