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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/a-glorified-pe-teacher-joey-11431487

Joey says it like it is

David Unsworth was reeling after a torrent of insults from radio pundit Joey Barton and a dismal defeat which left Everton in the drop zone.
Caretaker boss Unsworth was branded a “glorified PE teacher who shouldn't be in charge of a men's team” in Barton's character assassination on talkSPORT.

And as Claude Puel launched his Leicester reign with a comfortable win, the sickly Toffees slumped to their sixth defeat in 10 Premier League games and Barton launched into an astonishing tirade on the airwaves.
He said of Unsworth: I used to watch him as an Evertonian and he was the most immobile left-back I've ever seen. He's not a manager, he doesn't look like one.
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I watched him waddling on to the coach. How can you get players to exert themselves physically when you're out of shape?
He's a glorified PE teacher who shouldn't be in charge of a men's team. Look at him on the touchline... he's more like a steward.
 
Hmmm. Joey Barton is an obvious, well-established cunt, who thinks reading the wikipedia entry for Descartes makes him an intellectual giant, so it's hard to take anything he says seriously.
 
The one memory I have of Unsworth was him comprehensively clattering Patrik Berger in the penalty area and us scoring the resulting penalty.

He never seemed that bright to me.
 
Putting Joey Barton's cuntishness to one side, are there that many really out of shape football managers? At a high level, anyway?

I can only really think of Sam Allardyce, and maybe Ronald Koeman.
 
manwithnoname said:
Putting Joey Barton's cuntishness to one side, are there that many really out of shape football managers? At a high level, anyway?

I can only really think of Sam Allardyce, and maybe Ronald Koeman.
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As I was reading this, Rafa popped up onto the screen.
 
Joey Barton has inadvertently called David Unsworth a fat cunt..

'He is overweight, and nothing more than a glorified PE teacher...'

Most of my PE teachers where cunts btw, so I can see what Barton was getting at..

Particularly Mr Topping at Park High.. used to get off on watching kids in the shorts play rugby on a frozen pitch, in fact he would often sit in his MG and watch us play when it was raining... He also liked to join young boys in the shower.. Cunt...
 
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My guilty secret is that I have a soft spot for Joey Barton ... it just got a bit softer
 
Didn't Rupert Lowe sack Paul Sturrock partly because he was scruffy? But that goes with the territory of working for a chairman named Rupert.
 
Always thought Unsworth was Evertons version of Ruddock.
Never rated him, except for taking pens. Thats it, fat slow, dirty.
 
Speaking of man mountains, if only dear old Nev had kept his mouth shut, HE might've been Everton manager:


This week, the story emerged of the four-letter greeting that cost Neville Southall the chance to manage his beloved Everton. It was 20 years ago, after the departure of Joe Royle, and Peter Johnson, the club’s chairman, was at the training ground, talking the press officer through his intention to put either Southall or Dave Watson in temporary charge.

Alan Myers, the press officer in question, now a reporter on Sky Sports News, recalled Johnson saying that he had a shortlist of two but was leaning towards Southall. “At this point,” Myers said, “Neville pulls into the car park . . . , gets out of his car and heads to the entrance. Seeing me he yells: ‘Alright, Alan, you fat c***!’ As he headed in through the doors, Peter says, very dryly, ‘I think the shortlist is down to one.’ ”



(Mind you, if dear old Nev had kept his mouth shut, he wouldn't be the great big fat git he is.)
 
gkmacca said:
Speaking of man mountains, if only dear old Nev had kept his mouth shut, HE might've been Everton manager:


This week, the story emerged of the four-letter greeting that cost Neville Southall the chance to manage his beloved Everton. It was 20 years ago, after the departure of Joe Royle, and Peter Johnson, the club’s chairman, was at the training ground, talking the press officer through his intention to put either Southall or Dave Watson in temporary charge.

Alan Myers, the press officer in question, now a reporter on Sky Sports News, recalled Johnson saying that he had a shortlist of two but was leaning towards Southall. “At this point,” Myers said, “Neville pulls into the car park . . . , gets out of his car and heads to the entrance. Seeing me he yells: ‘Alright, Alan, you fat c***!’ As he headed in through the doors, Peter says, very dryly, ‘I think the shortlist is down to one.’ ”



(Mind you, if dear old Nev had kept his mouth shut, he wouldn't be the great big fat git he is.)
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Now THAT would have been a fat manager.
 
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