Our worst premiership team.

[Oncy]

What would be your Liverpool nightmare 11 from the premiership years.

Lets caveat that anyone in the team has to have played more than 15 first team games for us.

 

[Oncy]

I'll start with a CB that is INDESPUTABLE

Pellebastard.

The turd on which this pile of shit be built.

 

[Leo]

Arphaxaed.
Kromkamp
Pellegrini
Wilson
I genuinely can't decide between Traore,Konchesky,Dossena or Moreno all dogshit.
Gonzalez
Biscan
Diao
Jovanovic
Ballotelli
Voronin

 

[Rosco]

My XI begins with probably:
Kirkland

Konchesky
Pellegrino

Nunez

Keane

 

[choperman.v01]

Neither of them were much good, but still, Biscan and Diao >>>>>> Christian Poulsen.

 

[HC]

the one where crouch and voronin were the wide men under rafa

throw in jovanovic , that bald headed twat from Charlton , the shit cm with long hair who's name I seem to have erased from my memory that hodge podge signed and salad

shudders

 

[Oncy]

Julian Dicks and Mongy Joe are in my team.

 

[Fabio]

Carson

Kromkamp
Coates (thanks Hal)
Pellegrino
Koncheskey

Diouf (wide right)
Poulson
Aquilani
Jovanovic

Voronin
Aspas

 

[Oncy]

The ONLY thing I remember about Mongy Joe is getting sent off on his debut.

 

[Fabio]

I'm sure a majority of our bad signings happened before 2004, but be fucked if I cam remember them

 

[Oncy]

Carson

Kromkamp
Paletta
Pellegrino
Koncheskey

Diouf (wide right)
Poulson
Aquilani
Jovanovic

Voronin
Aspas

You can take fucking Aquilani out for a kick off motherfucker

 

[Fabio]

You can take fucking Aquilani out for a kick off motherfucker

He was good on paper

On grass he was made of paper

 

[Oncy]

Kirkland
Traore
Kostma
Pellebastard
Konchesky

Solid back 5

 

[Oncy]

He was good on paper

On grass he was made of paper

He was a massive waste of money.
Did he play 15 games?

 

[Fabio]

I'll bring in Plessis if that'll make you feel better

 

[Fabio]

He was a massive waste of money.
Did he play 15 games?

Good point

Just checked.

18 appearances

 

[Halmeister]

I remember Kromkamp being okay...

Jones

Degen
Pellegrino
Coates
Konchesky

Nunez
Poulsen
Diao
Jovanovic

Borini
Meijer

You know there's been some shit when the likes of Adam, Downing, Dossena, Cissokho and god knows who else don't make the cut. Christ.

 

[mark1975]

My XI begins with probably:
Kirkland

Konchesky
Pellegrino

Nunez

Keane

I wish we'd bought Keane alot earlier in his career, he was made to play for us, I really wanted him to do well.

 

[Fabio]

I remember Kromkamp being okay...

Jones

Degen
Pellegrino
Coates
Konchesky

Nunez
Poulsen
Diao
Jovanovic

Borini
Meijer

You know there's been some shit when the likes of Adam, Downing, Dossena, Cissokho and god knows who else don't make the cut. Christ.

I FORGOT COATES

 

[Halmeister]

People seemed to forget Degen, too. That cunt looked like someone from Make A Wish.

 

[Fabio]

People seemed to forget Degen, too. That cunt looked like someone from Make A Wish.

I wasn't convinced he made 15 appearances!

 

[Modo]

Carson

Kromkamp
Coates (thanks Hal)
Pellegrino
Koncheskey

Diouf (wide right)
Poulson
Aquilani
Jovanovic

Voronin
Aspas

Kromkamp was pretty decent, to be fair.

 

[Fabio]

Kromkamp was pretty decent, to be fair.

He was very average. I couldn't remember nay other right backs

Now i've been told of Degen...

 

[Squiggles]

Nunez has to be in there. He was a scam. He was Madrids fucking kit boy.

 

[choperman.v01]

Kirkland
Traore
Kostma
Pellebastard
Konchesky

Solid back 5

Quick, go edit the opening post and change the conditions.

Kozma played only 10 games though, across all competitions.
Pellegrino with 13.

 

[Squiggles]

Speedy Gonzalez. Perhaps maybe not the worst but he was the most disappointing. We were linked for ages and he was fucking abysmal. He wasn't even that quick.

 

[Leo]

Speedy Gonzalez. Perhaps maybe not the worst but he was the most disappointing. We were linked for ages and he was fucking abysmal. He wasn't even that quick.

He ran like a fucking turkey.
I was sure we were signing this south American wonder winger.
Massive disappointment.

 

[choperman.v01]

Josemi hasn't got a mention - was he not as bad as I thought? I think he had one good game - the first game he played for us - and was terrible thereafter. I thought Kromkamp was just meh throughout, nothing great, but not a disaster either, so I'm a bit surprised to see Kromkamp get so many more mentions and Josemi not listed at all. Just me maybe.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Speedy Gonzalez. Perhaps maybe not the worst but he was the most disappointing. We were linked for ages and he was fucking abysmal. He wasn't even that quick.

Did he make 15 appearances though?

Probably the most hyped of all the shit listed in this thread. Most of them either we knew they were shit when they came in or we hoped they might be one step up on shit.

 

[Modo]

Kirkland

Josemi
Piechnik
Kvarme
Konchesky

Poulsen
Diao
Spearing

Gonzalez
Meijer
Nunez