Neville Neville

[Spionkop69]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21944683

Can we vary the chant?

 

[Hansern]

Sexual sexual assualt assualt
Dirty dirty Neville Neville

 

[cloggypop]

Neville Neville
He's a sex pest
Neville Neville
He's under arrest

 

[Spionkop69]

Or,

He is a sex pest
He is a sex pest
Neville Neville
He's under arrest

To the tune Sloop John B

 

[Spionkop69]

Neville Neville
He's a sex pest
Neville Neville
He's under arrest

To to tune of Rebel Rebel?

 

[Sunny]

Neville Neville
He's a sex pest
Neville Neville
He's under arrest

Hahahaha. Bowie-tastic

 

[Markeh]

haha, shame he's not a pedo - Neville Neville how could they know? Gary's dad is a massive pedo!!

 

[cloggypop]

To to tune of Rebel Rebel?

Oh yes .

 

[#roadred]

Neville Neville
He's a sex pest
Neville Neville
He's under arrest

Class! 4th of May, all day long.

 

[peterhague]

This doesn't surprise me. One of my mates works for the accountancy practice who handle most of these footballers, including the Neville's. Apparently Neville Neville is a completely dodgy and dishonest bastard. Not that I'm wanting to tar all tax evaders with the Neville Neville brush, obviously.

 

[gkmacca]

Blimey, the good looks sure do run deep in that family - they all look as if someone's just asked them a really hard question about Wittgenstein, such as: "Who is Wittgenstein?"

Er, is he that lad with bolts coming out of his neck, like?

Um...all right, I don't rightly know, but if he's said summat bad about our kid or summat I'll take him down!

I can't say anything about it so it's best I stay sayin' nowt!

 

[737Max]

Blimey, the good looks sure do run deep in that family - they all look as if someone's just asked them a really hard question about Wittgenstein, such as: "Who is Wittgenstein?"

Er, is he that lad with bolts coming out of his neck, like?

Um...all right, I don't rightly know, but if he's said summat bad about our kid or summat I'll take him down!

I can't say anything about it so it's best I stay sayin' nowt!

you missed one Macca

 

[tombrown]

 

[Pesam]

About 15 years ago my friend was asked to become the Bury FC team surgeon and as a result we were invited to corporate entertainment (sandwiches, tea and seats on the halfway line) for the Bury v Mansfield game. As we left the bar area to take our seats an elderly gentlemen asked if he could sit in the empty seat next to me.....it was TOM FINNEY. My mate was less than impressed when he found out who he got to sit beside......Neville Neville!

I spent a very enjoyable 90 minutes discussing the match with a footballing god, my mate spent 90 minutes ignoring Neville Neville.

 

[gkmacca]

Finney Finney - from Bowie to the Undertones.