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As has been noted, I'm no avid lover of Suarez, but even I can't hide my contempt for this article. What a steaming pile of shite this is.

Suarez is poetry in motion... but can he really be Player of the Year?

PUBLISHED: 22:39 GMT, 20 November 2012 | UPDATED: 22:39 GMT, 20 November 2012
And the days are not full enough And the nights are not full enough And life slips by like a field mouse. Not shaking the grass. Ezra Pound wrote that. Remarkable, isn't it?
'Pound is more responsible for the 20th century revolution in poetry than any other individual,' said TS Eliot, and he would know. So here's one of his lesser known works.
'You let in the Jew and the Jew rotted your empire, and you yourselves out-jewed the Jew. And the big Jew has rotted every nation he has wormed into.' Pound said that in a pro-fascist radio broadcast in March 1942. He said plenty of other stuff, too, and was arrested for treason after the war.
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Saint and sinner: Luis Suarez has been accused of diving during his time at Liverpool
Later, Pound renounced his anti-Semitism in public, but recollections of the private individual tell a different story. He would refer to people he disliked as Jews, and refuse to talk to psychiatrists with Jewish names.
He really wasn't a nice guy. Doesn't make Eliot wrong, though. Doesn't make the depth of emotional meaning conveyed in the sparse four lines of And the days are not full enough - that's the whole poem up there, by the way - any less astonishing. Same with Philip Larkin.
'I can hear fat Caribbean germs pattering after me in the Underground,' he wrote, disgusted, to Kingsley Amis on a visit to London. Then again, Larkin was disgusted by a lot of things; by himself, often enough. For Larkin in excelsis, however, read An Arundel Tomb. 'What will survive of us is love.'
We could go on. Through Chuck Berry to Miles Davis or Michael Jackson. We separate the man from his art. But not in football. In football, we want it all. Beauty and the blameless life. We can accept that poets, artists, musicians or writers can be despicable creatures redeemed by their work, but from our footballers we demand the exalted physicality of an athlete and the immaculate morality of an angel.
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Light and shade: The Argentina striker is a match-winner for Liverpool but has also been accused of stamping on an opponent (above right)

More from Martin Samuel ...

So could Luis Suarez be the Footballer of the Year this season? Of course not. Should Luis Suarez be the Footballer of the Year this season? Well, who else have you got?
This is a crude calculation as it presumes no other player could have scored Suarez's goals, but the difference he has made to Liverpool this season equates to seven league points and, potentially, a place in the Europa League.
Goals from Suarez have changed Liverpool's dividend on seven occasions. He has been the difference between victory and a draw with Norwich City and a draw and a defeat against Manchester City, Sunderland, Everton, Newcastle United and Chelsea.
Without his goal at Anfield, the Europa League qualifier with Hearts would have gone into extra time. And in this season's Premier League, seven points is currently separating Liverpool and a place in the bottom three.
True, if Suarez had not been in the team, somebody else would have been and that somebody might have scored, too. So this isn't exact science.
Nobody can accurately evaluate Suarez's worth to Liverpool this season but, ball-park, seven points sounds about right. Maybe more. Is there any footballer in the country more influential?
Last week, Jamie Carragher compared Suarez to Lionel Messi at Barcelona and Cristiano Ronaldo at Real Madrid. Indeed, he placed him higher, because Suarez is not playing in a great team. But Footballer of the Year? No chance.
This is bogeyman Suarez, remember, verbal debaser of Patrice Evra, alleged diver, alleged stamper, the man English football loves to hate and boo, even during the feelgood Olympic Games this summer when just completing the course got a standing ovation.
How can he sway a vote of journalists, some of whom believe their award winner must stand out as a role model, as much as a footballer? How could he earn the votes of players, some of whom are black, ethically-minded or represent Manchester United? Could you vote for him? No. Could I? It would be very, very hard.
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On target: Suarez has scored more goals than any other player in the Barclays Premier League this term
A vote for Suarez would appear to send out the message that racism doesn't matter. Yet I'd have no hesitation in referring to Larkin as our greatest modern poet; no agonising over love for the music of the wife-beating Ike Turner either.
Maybe by the end of the season the Suarez dilemma will no longer exist. Different players go through purple patches at various times - Juan Mata was brilliant for Chelsea as Roberto Di Matteo's side topped the table early on - but few have been as consistent as Suarez, with no sign of relenting.
Left to fend for himself by an almost wantonly negligent series of executive choices in the transfer market, he has prevented Liverpool entering freefall. And he is not even a conventional striker.
If Liverpool had acted with coherence this summer, Suarez would be playing beside a prolific goalscorer, setting up as many as he scores, the burden on his shoulders relieved. For Uruguay, he most regularly played alongside Diego Forlan or Sebastian Abreu. These days Edinson Cavani is his regular foil. The idea of him leading a line unaccompanied would baffle his national coach, Oscar Tabarez.
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Imagine: If Suarez was Footballer of the Year, they'd be uproar arguments and probably resignations
What he is doing at Liverpool is far removed from his comfort zone. And yet he is this season's peak performer: top scorer in the Premier League with two more goals than Robin van Persie and top scorer of any Premier League player in all club competitions, again two more than Van Persie.
The difference is, Van Persie has Wayne Rooney, Danny Welbeck and Javier Hernandez to take a load off, Suarez is in virtual isolation.
Carragher also placed Suarez alongside Robbie Fowler, Michael Owen and Fernando Torres among recent goalscorers at Liverpool, but in essence he is more like Steven Gerrard or Carragher himself, in his ability to influence matches sometimes with sheer will.
Yet, imagine if he was the Footballer of the Year. There would be uproar, protests, arguments, quite probably resignations. A breakaway black union without doubt, if he won the PFA vote, a very awkward few weeks for representatives of the media if he topped any poll of journalists.
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Mock: Suarez celebrated in front of Moyes after the Everton boss accused him of simulation
An unrepentant horror as an example to the next generation, it would be fiendishly hard to justify his glorification, almost inexcusable. Yet is he the best player in the league? This minute, by a mile.
Those crowned Footballer of the Year tend to be winners. It seemed incongruous two years ago when Scott Parker collected the prize in a season that ended in relegation for his club, West Ham United.
The case for Suarez would be different. It would be based on his contribution to a former member of the elite, Liverpool, and how far a great club might have tumbled without him.
There was certainly a similar case for Chris Waddle at Tottenham Hotspur one season, when the club could easily have slipped into the bottom three without his frequent interventions. Yet Suarez won't win and can't win, we know that.
He has been associated with too much of football's dark side - racism, simulation - to rise above the negativity. He refused to shake hands with Evra, at first, even though the wronged man made the first move, he openly mocked David Moyes when the Everton manager dared to suggest he went to ground too easily. And yet despite the opprobrium, Suarez stays strong.
If no-one likes him, see if he cares. Perhaps this is why, as well as being this season's best footballer he is also one that troubles the soul.
Suarez does not do sorry, he does not do contrition and, in this, demands to be considered only for his art. Will he care if recognition is not his at the end of the season? Probably not. As Pound said on his release from a lengthy stint of hard labour: 'I've had it worse.'
 
That font is fucking horrible. It wasn't even worth scratching out my eyes for that article, either.
 
Those analogy's are downright weird. Samuel was more interested in making an 'artistic impression' than writing a football article, even allowing for the undeniable point he made. An avowed life-long anti-Semitic compared to a young footballer who pleaded innocent at an FA hearing ? Ridiculous writing that paints Suarez as an evil person, which in reality doesn't seem to gel at all with his off-field persona. Not that I nor Samuel would know.
 
I wouldn't worry the opening paragragh would bore most people to death before they even get to the Suarez shite.....and what a load of shite it is. Apart from the fact it acknowledges he is the best in the league at the minute
 
Hahaha - that's hilarious.

Of course it's the Daily Mail and they have a fine reputation for supporting upstanding citizens.
 
As has been noted, I'm no avid lover of Suarez,

Why though ? Just out of interest . I mean from most accounts he's quite a passive and decent guy off the pitch and if you played with him you'd fucking love him . Ok he goes down easliy , he's a little dirty ..so what . It's just a game of football there to be won , the moral bar doesn't have to be set that high .
And well if it's because of the racist thing well none of us really know what was said or what he really believes . I mean don't get me wrong , i wouldn't be surprised if he used the words but even if he did there's a big difference between that and putting on a sheet and burning some crosses .

One things for sure though , he doesn't get half the love as Torres got yet he's probably doing more for us and showing more loyalty than torres ever did .
 
Why though ? Just out of interest . I mean from most accounts he's quite a passive and decent guy off the pitch and if you played with him you'd fucking love him . Ok he goes down easliy , he's a little dirty ..so what . It's just a game of football there to be won , the moral bar doesn't have to be set that high .
And well if it's because of the racist thing well none of us really know what was said or what he really believes . I mean don't get me wrong , i wouldn't be surprised if he used the words but even if he did there's a big difference between that and putting on a sheet and burning some crosses .

One things for sure though , he doesn't get half the love as Torres got yet he's probably doing more for us and showing more loyalty than torres ever did .

Lack of evidence or ignoring a persons general character or that of people who know him should never get in the way of thinking the worst of him. After all he's probably/maybe/possibly guilty of being suspicious.
 
Anyone who loves watching football and hates Suarez is oxymoronic.

Footballers are not moral guardians. They are athletes.
 
Martin Samuel is more or less saying, I dare you to vote for Suarez, despite him being the best player in the league.
 
Anyone who loves watching football and hates Suarez is oxymoronic.

Footballers are not moral guardians. They are athletes.

You'd think. Sadly this cunt is meant to be a journalist, he'd fail at writing 101, how he got the esteem so many hold him in is beyond me.

Every time I see his fat face on sky & want to punch it.
 
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Why though ? Just out of interest . I mean from most accounts he's quite a passive and decent guy off the pitch and if you played with him you'd fucking love him . Ok he goes down easliy , he's a little dirty ..so what . It's just a game of football there to be won , the moral bar doesn't have to be set that high .
And well if it's because of the racist thing well none of us really know what was said or what he really believes . I mean don't get me wrong , i wouldn't be surprised if he used the words but even if he did there's a big difference between that and putting on a sheet and burning some crosses .

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I think he pinpoints that he is the obvious candidate but will not land any applause by any. It is going long in admitting Suarez is the best of the best out there.... And of course if you read places like SCM you will understand why he will not win anything. When he is left alone by so many that often sings "You'll never walk alone", why on earth should someone else applaud him?
 
Light and shade: The Argentina striker is a match-winner for Liverpool but has also been accused of stamping on an opponent


Great reporting!


Haha... I clocked that too, and to top it off, they post picture of said 'stamp', showing Suarez with his foot on the ball.

Muppet.
 
I think he pinpoints that he is the obvious candidate but will not land any applause by any. It is going long in admitting Suarez is the best of the best out there.... And of course if you read places like SCM you will understand why he will not win anything. When he is left alone by so many that often sings "You'll never walk alone", why on earth should someone else applaud him?

He's arguably the form player in the league at the moment, and I get the point of the article regarding him not being whiter than white and that this will stop him being loved and getting such awards, but anyway. If he deserves it, he deserves it.

Cantona got FWA footballer of the year, the year he kung-fu kicked that fan.
 
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Haha... I clocked that too, and to top it off, they post picture of said 'stamp', showing Suarez with his foot on the ball.

Muppet.

Tbf to the fat loathsome cunt, that & the other couple of odd sentences are the subtitle underneath the photos that would have been attached to the original article.
 
He's arguably the form player in the league at the moment, and I get the point of the article regarding him not being whiter than white and that this will stop him being loved and getting such awards, but anyway. If he deserves it, he deserves it.

Cantona got FWA footballer of the year, the year he kung-fu kicked that fan.

For some reason, Suarez has been threated like a deadly disease ever since he tore Fergies team a new arsehole setting up the three Kuyt goals. You don't get applauded along the nation for doing that....
 
ASHLEY Williams has ramped up the heat ahead of Liverpool's visit to Swansea by revealing he dislikes Luis Suarez more than any other player.
Williams played against Suarez twice last season and will go head to head with the in-form striker again on Sunday when Liverpool are at the Liberty. In his book My Premier League Diary, which is out today, the Swansea City centre-back hits out at Suarez's behaviour on the pitch and the constant diving, which has made the Uruguayan one of the most controversial figures in the Premier League
"Suarez has that aura about him that says 'I'm untouchable'," wrote Williams after Swansea's 0-0 draw at Anfield last year.
"I'd go as far as to say that the manner in which he approached the game, with utter contempt for us all, means that he's streets ahead of any player I've truly disliked since we've been in the Premier League.
"He dived more than any other player I've played against before — it was so bad I was genuinely shocked.
"Throughout the game, he just dived down and screamed at any given moment.
"Now, obviously, diving has crept into the game more and more in recent years and, as a defender, you have to be aware of it.
"But even the players you know that like a dive at least wait until there is some sort of challenge or contact.
"Not Suarez.
"A couple of times I'd hear the scream, see him writhing on the floor and for the life of me couldn't see where the contact could have been."
Williams also took exception to Suarez in the return match last May.
After Swansea's 1-0 win in SA1, he wrote: "Having played against him twice now I just have to say that I don't like the bloke.
"They won a corner, and I appealed to the ref to say that it had come off him last. He said something to me with a bit of a snarl, so I just told him to shut his mouth.
"I don't like the superior manner he brings on the field with him.
"Basically I have no time for the guy at all."
See page 53 for an extended extract from Ashley Williams's book, My Premier League Diary.

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Dont these defenders ever learn 🙂

 
I'm just surprised he has a book out !?

Hope he gets the mock dive celebration treatment
 
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