"We're having a very bad time of it at the moment; our squad is shit and I don't know if our manager can do it. But 8 months go we faced backruptcy, 4 months ago we faced relegation. It'll take a while and maybe you'll break our records, but we'll be back. We're survivors. The Mancs were relegated in the '70's but you have no idea what that's like, and you can't even name the manager who managed your fucking shit team of pricks before your 'Sir Alex'. So please stop bragging about your team when you're a Manc, because you're just a shit glory-hunting cunt of a fan who knows nothing about your own team"