Gag first ......
Women Lonely Hearts Ad - What they really mean...
ADVENTUROUS = Slut
ATHLETIC = no tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = annoying
WILD = gets pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = face like a robber's dog
SEEK KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = ex-husband is a fucking nutter
NEW AGE = hairy with smell fanny
HEADSTRONG = argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = alcoholic
CURVY = fat cunt
CUDDLY fat cunt
LIKES EATING OUT = greedy fat cunt
LIKE NIGHTS IN = lazy fat cunt
Anyway, come on share your experiences on dating birds from the web or local rag
**encourages q-spaz to reply to a post of mine for the first time ever **
Women Lonely Hearts Ad - What they really mean...
ADVENTUROUS = Slut
ATHLETIC = no tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = annoying
WILD = gets pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = face like a robber's dog
SEEK KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = ex-husband is a fucking nutter
NEW AGE = hairy with smell fanny
HEADSTRONG = argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING AND CLUBBING = alcoholic
CURVY = fat cunt
CUDDLY fat cunt
LIKES EATING OUT = greedy fat cunt
LIKE NIGHTS IN = lazy fat cunt
Anyway, come on share your experiences on dating birds from the web or local rag
**encourages q-spaz to reply to a post of mine for the first time ever **
