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This is barely comment-worthy, nevermind thread-worthy, but I've started so I'll finish.

In the grand scheme of things it probably matters less than what we do on throw-in's or something, but the amount of fucking times our players jump out of tackles makes my blood boil.

I'm not talking about leaping out of the way of some studs-up, shin-cruncher either... Just your fucking average 50/50 for a ball that you should want to win. And against Manchester fucking United too. Sterling, I'm looking at you. Emre Can, your card's marked. Sturridge, here's a free fucking hall pass Chris Smalling. And Moreno, get yourself a set of balls son.

You're one nil down against those fucking cunts, on your home deck, the crowd are baying for something, and those fucking free-loaders are mincing out of bobbling balls.Every cunting time. Put your fucking foot through anything that moves sometimes. I nearly blew my load when Gerrard came on and split Mata in two with his 3rd touch. About fucking time someone did something. Pity he followed it up with what he did like, but anyway.

Yeah, small thing, but it gets on my tits. Show a bit of cunt sometimes.
 
I like our free flowing football and our attacking style when we play as a team, but we've got too many shithouses in that squad.

Skrtel is probably the only one who will go full blooded in to a 50/50. As you progress up the pitch you're less and less likely to find someone who will even attempt

lucas/hendo/gerrard - "i'll consider having a go, as long as you show me nearly all the ball"

sterling/coutinho/lallana - "why am i trying to win the ball? i'll stand around and hope they give me space to nip in to steal it" (probably harsh on ol'phillipe there)

Sturridge/balo - "you want to mess up THESE threads??"

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We need actual cunts in our team, not off the pitch cunts like we seem to have at the minute.

Suarez - on the pitch cunt and he worked his cunt off for the cause every minute

We need someone - ANYONE - to try and be a fucking resident hardman.
 
Fabio said:
We need actual cunts in our team, not off the pitch cunts like we seem to have at the minute.

Suarez - on the pitch cunt and he worked his cunt off for the cause every minute

We need someone - ANYONE - to try and be a fucking resident hardman.
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I don't think we need hard men, as such, we just need smart players who are reasonably brave. At times recently it's as if a defender only needs to go 'BOO!' to Sturridge and he's out of there. We've got quick, clever attackers who ought to be putting the fear of god into defenders, and instead they're being bullied, very easily. But more generally, there's a strange naivety about this bunch.
 
Ryan said:
This is barely comment-worthy, nevermind thread-worthy, but I've started so I'll finish.

In the grand scheme of things it probably matters less than what we do on throw-in's or something, but the amount of fucking times our players jump out of tackles makes my blood boil.

I'm not talking about leaping out of the way of some studs-up, shin-cruncher either... Just your fucking average 50/50 for a ball that you should want to win. And against Manchester fucking United too. Sterling, I'm looking at you. Emre Can, your card's marked. Sturridge, here's a free fucking hall pass Chris Smalling. And Moreno, get yourself a set of balls son.

You're one nil down against those fucking cunts, on your home deck, the crowd are baying for something, and those fucking free-loaders are mincing out of bobbling balls.Every cunting time. Put your fucking foot through anything that moves sometimes. I nearly blew my load when Gerrard came on and split Mata in two with his 3rd touch. About fucking time someone did something. Pity he followed it up with what he did like, but anyway.

Yeah, small thing, but it gets on my tits. Show a bit of cunt sometimes.
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Lots of balls, tits and cunt in your posts. I think you may be on to something.
 
Joe Allen was one of the biggest culprits for half-hearted challenges, I'm amazed he isn't name-dropped. But yeah, the point is bang-on, we're a bunch of fannies.
 
Sahko and Skrtel seem to be the only two who are willing to go through someone to win the ball which is a major issue.
 
Having Lucas back should help. Maybe he'll encourage the other players to get stuck in or at least bollock them when they don't.
 
mark1975 said:
Joe Allen was one of the biggest culprits for half-hearted challenges, I'm amazed he isn't name-dropped. But yeah, the point is bang-on, we're a bunch of fannies.
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This. There are games when Joe Allen is a great fit for our midfield and there are games when we need something completely different.
Being outfought at home to Utd in the biggest game of the season isn't acceptable.
 
Yeh I'll go along with this one. We were made to look like boys by hardly the toughest team on the planet, at home too. Wouldn't be surprised if Gerrard was told to go out and add some steel. Maybe not quite as much as he did though. They were totally owning our midfield and it was embarrassing.
 
The midfield wasn't helped by the attackers offering no aggression at all in front of them. It was an insipid team performance.
 
Sturridge just seemed intent in easing his way back in. Not that it's done him much good.

However, we are a team of fannies. I can't think of one of them I'd want to have my back in a scrap.
 
We always do better when we start with high energy and tempo. It was puzzling that we looked as though we'd just woken from a deep slumber.
 
Indeed. If Can had swapped places with him against the Mancs as Sakho wanted in order to deal with Fellatio, that game could have ended quite differently.
 
Sliding tackles on the touchline 45 yards from goal - why ? It's some rag arse Hull player, not Zidane.

Corners that don't beat the first man and barely get 3 feet off the floor - You don't need to bend it like Beckham, it's a corner. Fair chance of a goal if you hit it sweetly. Fuck all chance if the only thing capable of flicking it on is an ant

Time travel is just a theory but at least there's some mathematics to substantiate it. What we certainly can't do is make a football pass through flesh and bone. Why in sweet fuckety are you trying to shoot the ball through 3 defenders from an acute angle at point blank range ?

Innovation, flair. Not something you'd try with a hand grenade but with a football...
blasting a free kick at a wall when you're being paid 100 grand a week to live and breathe the beautiful game is tantamount to admitting you haven't a fucking clue. Free kicks are set pieces, not set in stone and at the very least the opposition should be thinking " Shit, this could be anything ".

Little things.
 
#LittleThings

- The 'foul throw' rule seems to have evaporated from existence. Cunts have zero idea how to throw a ball in properly these ideas, and referees don't seem to give a fuck either.

- Keepers take WAY longer than 6 seconds to kick the ball from their hands.

- when a ball is careering out of touch, and the linesman is right there and all the cunts have to do is to put their foot there to stop it, and they don't. They just let them thing flow past them as if it's a fucking hand grenade. Just stop the ball you dicks.
 
Yeah, I'm pretty sure me & Piedro had the foul throw discussion about three seasons ago & it's actually gotten worse.

I swear half of the young players don't actually know how to throw it. Sterling always looks really uncomfortable beforehand & then half drops it onto the pitch with all the force of a wet fart.
 
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