From "The Times" this morning:
"Spare a thought for poor Jonah Falcon. Mr.Falcon, 41, who shoulders the burden of having 'the world's largest penis', sparked a security alert at San Francisco's International Airport this week after guards sprang into action thinking he had an offensive weapon secreted in his trousers. He had to endure a 'thorough search' and have explosives-detecting powder sprinkled on his trousers. 'I had my "stuff" strapped to the left', explained Mr.Falcon. 'One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said "Yes, it's my dick."
"Spare a thought for poor Jonah Falcon. Mr.Falcon, 41, who shoulders the burden of having 'the world's largest penis', sparked a security alert at San Francisco's International Airport this week after guards sprang into action thinking he had an offensive weapon secreted in his trousers. He had to endure a 'thorough search' and have explosives-detecting powder sprinkled on his trousers. 'I had my "stuff" strapped to the left', explained Mr.Falcon. 'One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said "Yes, it's my dick."
