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Milan were down 3-0 at HT today, and he scored a hat trick in the 2nd half before Milan won it 4-3.

I remember when he signed for Milan, I was a bit confused. Pompey to Milan? He's never really stood out ... But the WC and the scudetto winning campaign with Milan were extremely impressive, and he's started off brilliantly again.

Where on earth did he come from? Was he this good at Pompey and I just missed it?
 
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Didn't pomp get him from spurs? Always thought he was good but never suited the teams around him.

He's a monster
 
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His goal during the week was world class too. Looks like he might have finally settled.
Always capable of the odd moment of genius, but like many others of his ilk, very sporadic.
 
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[quote author=PaulGorst link=topic=47269.msg1415942#msg1415942 date=1319386107]
His goal during the week was world class too. Looks like he might have finally settled.
Always capable of the odd moment of genius, but like many others of his ilk, very sporadic.
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Oops, soz for quiffing.
 
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he was always a pretty dominant athlete so it was obvious if he got his shit together he'd turn out well. What is he now 23/24 ?
 
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I know one Tottenham fan who always rated him and thought he should have got more chances there.
 
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[quote author=Rosco link=topic=47269.msg1415951#msg1415951 date=1319386768]
he was always a pretty dominant athlete so it was obvious if he got his shit together he'd turn out well. What is he now 23/24 ?
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he's now 24 mate ...

have we let a talent like that go at such a young age as Spurs did?
 
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At 21, he was regarded as one of the biggest talents in Germany, when Spurs signed him. Guess he wasn't helped by the Comolli-Jol relationship. He can count himself very lucky that taking the step down to Portsmouth worked for him - somewhat miraculously.

At that stage it was hard to envisage any way back in an away fixture that Milan had not won since 2002. Inside the visitors' dressing room the manager, Massimiliano Allegri, chose not to chastise his players. Instead he went around them one-by-one, offering quiet words of encouragement – insisting that this game was not yet lost – but Kevin-Prince Boateng had no need for a pep-talk. The manager's message was right there in front of him – tattooed across the back of his own left hand. "Believe."

Boateng had begun the game as a substitute, ostensibly over a fitness complaint, though various reporters have speculated that his omission from the starting line-up was more a comment on the player's mental focus than any physical ailment. The Ghanaian has developed a reputation over the past year as one who is perhaps a little too fond of the Milan nightlife. "Good night in Portuguese is said 'boa noite'," notes Sebastiano Vernazza in today's Gazzetta dello Sport. "Milan's 'Boa' has been allowing himself a few good nights in the city."

Some have even sought to highlight the player's famous Moonwalk title celebrations as a turning point in the player's mindset. In truth that seems a bit tenuous – since the player had already been reprimanded along with Urby Emanuelson and Alexander Merkel for indulging in a big night out in March before an away trip to Palermo. But Corriere della Sera was not alone today in suggesting that his recent appointment of two personal bodyguards may be indicative of a man who is allowing the fame to go to his head.

The player himself has admitted in the past to not being as diligent as he might at times in his career. "I didn't even train sometimes I just thought 'yeah, I'm a big player now,'" he told Sabotage Times last year. "I took everything easy and didn't work hard and then I did the same when I got to Spurs. I thought they've paid £8m for me so of course they're going to play me."

But while Allegri and his staff are the only ones who truly know what goes on in training at Milanello, the player had seemed perfectly focused as he scored in the win over Bate Borisov on Wednesday. And as the journalist Carlo Pellegatti was pointed out to fellow reporters in the press box on Sunday, "[Ruud] Gullit chased after women like a madman. As long as he was still Gullit, there was no problem. Everyone would praise him, saying: 'Well done Ruud, do what seems right to you.'" It was only when the goals dried up, that the mood turned.

Either way, there certainly seemed little evidence of any physical fitness problem as Boateng hoicked an entire team on to his back and set about dismantling Lecce. Within six minutes of coming on he had already achieved more than the rest of Milan's front line put together, with three shots and a delicious goal, the ball swerving violently off his left boot and into the far top corner as he met an Antonio Cassano cross inside the area. Within 18 minutes he had a hat-trick and Milan were level.

The second goal was not half bad either, exploding off Boateng's right and into the roof of the net from just outside the D. By the time he had forced in the third from close range, Lecce's spirit was broken. Milan's eventual winner, a header from Mario Yepes, felt entirely inevitable.

"Was I angry [at being left on the bench]?" mused Boateng – apparently only the second player in the history of Serie A to score a hat-trick after coming on as a substitute. "I never look backwards, I am happy to have scored three goals and to have taken the match-ball home with me but above all I am happy with the team's win. It was an incredible match, but now we are closer to the leaders."
 
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That pompey team that was put together but then nearly destroyed the club was a really good team.
 
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Always looked like there was a lot of raw potential there.

Milan did well I suppose in getting the most out of him.
 
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A nice piece of business by Milan.

He's been given more freedom at Milan and we're finally seeing what he's capable of.

The move to Tottenham turned out quite bad for him, he should never have left the Bundesliga.
 
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When asked, Richard Dreyfuss was full of praise; "This was not a Boateng accident".
 
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Milan inspiration Kevin-Prince Boateng has retired from international football with Ghana at the age of just 24.

“The Ghana Football Association has received a letter from player Kevin-Prince Boateng on his decision to resign from the senior national team,” read a statement.

According to Kevin, the physical demands of playing for both club and country at high levels are taking a toll on his health.

“The player also explained that in order to remain healthy and stave off any injuries, he has consulted his doctors and family over the matter.


“He has decided to take the decision to excuse himself from national duties since he is on a special training programme that he has to interrupt to honour national invitations.

“The Ghana Football Association is yet to take a position on the decision of Kevin-Prince Boateng.”

The midfielder has only won nine caps for Ghana after previously playing for Germany, the country of his birth, at Under-21 level.

Boateng, now in his second season at San Siro, reached the quarter-finals of the 2010 World Cup Finals with the Black Stars.
 
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He's now been adopted as a role model by one of this country's most famous public schools. Hence the Eton Boateng Song.
 
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LOL.

Kevin Prince Boateng may have missed a large chunk of this season due to a succession of injuries, but he's probably still the focus of much jealousy in the dressing room.

That’s because the AC Milan midfielder’s girlfriend has revealed the reason behind his bad run of luck.

"The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week," his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated model Melissa Satta, said.

"I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control."

While Boateng’s predicament is one that many men would be happy to be in, the German-born Ghanaian international is undoubtedly frustrated by his latest injury setback, a thigh problem that has ruled him out of Serie A action for a month.

It’s unlikely that Boateng will get much sympathy from former Inter Milan and Italy star Christian Vieri.

Vieri dated Satta for almost five years.
 
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[quote author=LadyRed link=topic=47269.msg1469519#msg1469519 date=1327398396]
I thought this thread had been bumped cos we had been linked with KPB
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Good lord !
 
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Good lord !
[/quote]In the arse test, I think that a 50p would bounce about 3 inches off of it.
 
I'm going to change my middle name to Prince and see what happens.
 
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[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=47269.msg1469611#msg1469611 date=1327405796]
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Good lord !
[/quote]In the arse test, I think that a 50p would bounce about 3 inches off of it.
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Just out of curiosity - whats an 'arse' test?
 
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[quote author=Red Astaire link=topic=47269.msg1469713#msg1469713 date=1327414496]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=47269.msg1469611#msg1469611 date=1327405796]
[quote author=themn link=topic=47269.msg1469609#msg1469609 date=1327405536]
[quote author=keniget link=topic=47269.msg1469508#msg1469508 date=1327395412]
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Good lord !
[/quote]In the arse test, I think that a 50p would bounce about 3 inches off of it.
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Just out of curiosity - whats an 'arse' test?
[/quote]Drop a 50p on it from a foot high. The floompfability of the ass will be evidenced by how high the 50p pops off dat ass.
The dream is the full on Keyra Agustina where the 50p actually comes back into your hand.
 
I'm glad someone else didn't know what the 50p test was. Now I'm away to google Keyra Agustina.



Impressive.
 
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