Jose Enrique RANDOMly tweets his meat

[cloggypop]

@Jesanchez3: Wow, Lean meats delivered to your door! http://musclefood.com #TweetYourMeat I love it!

 

[Bradley]

#ChorizoPants

 

[cloggypop]

@MuscleFoodUK: . @Jesanchez3 thanks for Showing us your meat Jose. There's a big load of meat right there!!! #TweetYourMeat

 

[6TimesaRed]

What's up with him these days?

Is he injured..?

 

[cloggypop]

Yeah. He tweaked his meat.

 

[mark1975]

I thought he actually did then, I mean lets best honest....

 

[gkmacca]

This twat has just played for the past two years table tennis. And the sad thing is, REAL table tennis players probably earn a tenth of what he earns.

 

[cloggypop]

He's no Desmond Douglas.

 

[Ryan]

That hapless cunt has got another year on his contract too.

 

[Dreambeliever]

That hapless cunt has got another year on his contract too.

When fit he's better than what Moreno has been no?

 

[Ryan]

When fit he's better than what Moreno has been no?

They're both fucking horrible. I'm not even having this discussion.

 

[Markeh]

He has to get his day in somehow, it's not like he's a professional sportsman or anything.

 

[Dreambeliever]

They're both fucking horrible. I'm not even having this discussion.

There was a spell (granted it was a brief one) where Enrique was making great runs and providing assists.

He's normally not very easy to get past either.

I'd choose him over Moreno everyday but ideally we can Flanagan back next season to fill that position.

 

[Ryan]

None of them are good enough.

 

[Dreambeliever]

None of them are good enough.

Wow you don't rate Flanagan either?

I figured you for a big fan after your post about his bone crushing tackle against Spurs last year.

 

[Ryan]

Wow you don't rate Flanagan either?

I figured you for a big fan after your post about his bone crushing tackle against Spurs last year.

He's ok. He's no Azpilicueta, Evra, Cole, etc etc...

 

[Dreambeliever]

He's ok. He's no Azpilicueta, Evra, Cole, etc etc...

Obviously not but he would certainly go a long way to fixing a lot of the issues we have had down that side this year.

 

[Holle]

He's ok. He's no Azpilicueta, Evra, Cole, etc etc...

He's not even a Konchesky these days.

 

[gkmacca]

Enrique's LFC highlights in full:

 

[cloggypop]

Needs that bed picture. Must have been Jose's highlight.

 

[ILD]

Enrique was decent when linking up with Suarez. Otherwise he was a very indulgent player who lacked concentration.

 

[Holle]

A selfie with Amy Winehouse really is a highlight?

 

[cloggypop]

Pascoe seems a genuinely nice guy, and very funny, so I can see why Rodgers likes having him around as a mate, but god knows what his actual practical input is. He doesn't even put the cones out.

He doesn't even belong in this RANDOM thread.