Jonjo to monster the national stage

[SummerOnions]

Just got his first call-up, well in lad

 

[gkmacca]

And one of the few modern-day players who will actually really value a cap.

 

[Woland]

My mate was reading me these texts purportedly from him to some girl the other day. All about showering her with his muck and stuff. What I'm saying is, he'll fit right in.

 

[Fabio]

Boss

 

[gkmacca]

Knowing dear old Jonjo he'll come on and get sent off about two minutes later, but I hope he enjoys it.

 

[Sunny]

If I was a Liverpool player I'd tell the FA to ram their national team up their bent hoops. Grrr.

 

[gkmacca]

If I was a Liverpool player I'd tell the FA to ram their national team up their bent hoops. Grrr.

The smart thing would be to get Terry to phone them up, then whisper each line to him and let him say it.

 

[SummerOnions]

If I was a Liverpool player I'd tell the FA to ram their national team up their bent hoops. Grrr.

Well you would do, you Norwegian fucker.

 

[Sunny]

Well you would do, you Norwegian fucker.

*Adds Formby to list of places for pillaging and deflowering of maidens*

 

[SummerOnions]

*Adds Formby to list of places for pillaging and deflowering of maidens*

Hey, Formby's a viking town!

 

[Fabio]

Hey, Formby's a viking town!

Certainly full of twatty helmets

 

[Sunny]

Hey, Formby's a viking town!

Yeh like Blackpool's a stag party town

 

[gkmacca]

Formby's an educational town. After visiting there people say, 'Well, that's taught me a lesson!'

Boom Boom!

 

[Athens]

*Adds Formby to list of places for pillaging and deflowering of maidens*

There are no maidens who can be deflowered there from what I've heard.

 

[FoxForceFive]

There are no maidens who can be deflowered there from what I've heard.

That's cos they're all fucking 70. God's waiting room, Formby.

 

[the count]

If only I had worn my Viking helmet rather that my jesters hat I reckon I would have fitted right in.
Damn you fashion police.

 

[Judge Jules]

The letters "by" at the end of the name show it's of Danish origin appaz.

I'll get my anorak.

 

[Athens]

The letters "by" at the end of the name show it's of Danish origin appaz.

I'll get my anorak.

Fornby?

Dublin was a viking settlement. Not a lot of people know that Dublin translates into English as Blackpool.

*hopes he's not mistaken*

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

Fornby?

Dublin was a viking settlement. Not a lot of people know that Dublin translates into English as Blackpool.

*hopes he's not mistaken*

Yep.
Dublin -> Dubh linn -> Black pool

 

[SummerOnions]

The letters "by" at the end of the name show it's of Danish origin appaz.

I'll get my anorak.

yeah Crosby, Formby etc

 

[Sunny]

yeah Crosby, Formby etc

Tarby is of Danish origin ?

 

[gkmacca]

He IS a ham.