Is Calvert Lewin in trouble ?
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Has he finally been arrested by the fashion police?
to the Championship
That too
Speeding and failing to present valid ID when questioned. Probably claimed he was Ashley Cole.
A paltry fine and probably 6 points on his licence.
Move on.
That will be the most points he gets for the rest of the season
Apparently he was speeding away from a male prostitute he'd just paid for certain services
Fair fucks. He's played the gay card so that his sponsors will now be prevented from cancelling him. That was the correct card in this instance, the race card wouldn't have cut it, and the trans card would have ended his footballing career.
He should be booking in the exclusive interview as we speak, to talk about his life, and how hard it is to be a gay man in football, a gay black man even, he can play the race card in the exclusive interview on good morning britain. If he's very careful, and talks about his apprehension about being a gay man in Qatar, and their human rights abuses, not going overboard like, just a subtle reference, he might even secure his place in world cup squad.
All the viewers will get the warm insidey feeling, and sympathise with his woes, and how hard his life has been, which will distract them from how hard it is to pay their heating bill, but it's not about them, it'll be about calvert-lewin's stunning and brave interview.
This is a joke Dantes
Oh. Well now I've already used it to ratchet up my hatred of your species, the damage is done, no use going back on that.
Noob.
You misspelled "twat"
Oh you made another joke. I get it this time. Good one. Hahahaha. Good joke.
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