I thought everyone could do with cheering up, what with stupid international football and Brexit and all that stuff, so please enjoy.
John Chau, an Instagram Adventurer and self-styled missionary, for some reason decided to visit the remote Sentinel Islands, and convert the extremely hostile and isolated tribe to follow God.
“You guys might think I’m crazy in all this but I think it’s worthwhile to declare Jesus to these people"
Obviously they killed him and buried his body on the beach. No real surprise, given they have shown extreme hostility and violence to any outside forces, even shooting arrows at helicopters and boats that get too close.
It's actually illegal to visit their island anyway, as apart from the aforementioned antipathy to anyone who isn't a member of their tribe, they're also susceptible to being wiped out to any bacterial infection brought in.
Here's the fuckwit in question (on the right, obviously)
I'll leave the final words to his family
"He was a Christian missionary, a wilderness EMT, an international soccer coach, and a mountaineer. He loved God, life, helping those in need, and he had nothing but love for the Sentinelese people.”
I hope they ate him.
John Chau, an Instagram Adventurer and self-styled missionary, for some reason decided to visit the remote Sentinel Islands, and convert the extremely hostile and isolated tribe to follow God.
“You guys might think I’m crazy in all this but I think it’s worthwhile to declare Jesus to these people"
Obviously they killed him and buried his body on the beach. No real surprise, given they have shown extreme hostility and violence to any outside forces, even shooting arrows at helicopters and boats that get too close.
It's actually illegal to visit their island anyway, as apart from the aforementioned antipathy to anyone who isn't a member of their tribe, they're also susceptible to being wiped out to any bacterial infection brought in.
Here's the fuckwit in question (on the right, obviously)
I'll leave the final words to his family
"He was a Christian missionary, a wilderness EMT, an international soccer coach, and a mountaineer. He loved God, life, helping those in need, and he had nothing but love for the Sentinelese people.”
I hope they ate him.
