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I'll have a pepperoni please with a side order of cunt

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Fabio

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From F365:

Here's a tale, helpfully translated and told by our buddies at 101GreatGoals.com about how Nicklas Bendtner got into something of a bind over a pizza:

'Over the last day or so reports have surfaced that Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner, currently on loan at Sunderland, was involved in a bizarre incident in a pizzeria in Copenhagen.

'After Bendtner's credit card was refused by the pizza joint, the Danish hitman was forced to beg both the store and other diners for some free munch.

'According to Danish newspaper Ekstrabladet, Bendtner rolled out the infamous phrase "Don't you know who I am? I can buy the whole pizzeria."

'But the pizza joint stood firm and refused the cocky Arsenal striker who was described by a fellow customer as "f****** arrogant. Bendtner acted as if he owned the place. All the people just stood and looked at each other and shook their heads over the way he behaved."

'Ekstrabladet wrapped up the story by confirming that Bendtner did eventually get his pizza, thanks to a couple of females who took pity on the striker.'

And if you happen to speak Danish, here's a video of said incident.



Arsenal Striker Nicklas Bendtner Drunkenly Begs for Pizza
 
Oh and, indeed, dear !

Even funnier, his wife is massively coined up.

She could buy *him*.




And put him in the reserves.
 
he's like balotelli but without the charm, ability, and contagious smile

so fundamentally, a cunt
 
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why modo?
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Yeah I had to read the subtitles to understand what was being said. Swedes and Danes generally have trouble understanding each other.

He's basically saying:

"My card doesn't work, is that what you're telling me?"

"No, no...I can understand that"

"So I used my second card, it works in every city (all over?)"

None of the rude stuff is on the video.
 
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