I wonder who this could be for.

[Mystic]

Job reference: JAN
Position: NANNY
Location of employment: United Kingdom
City and the nearest tube or train station: Liverpool - Liverpool Lime Street
Driver: We would prefer a driver
Level of English required: VERY GOOD
Live in or live out: Live In
Temporary or permanent: Permanent (12 months and longer)
Salary: £400 - £500 pw
Tell us how many children you require care for: 1
Gender and age of your children: Boy - 10 months
Start date: August 2012
Working hours: tbc
Ideal candidate: CRB Check, Child's laundry, Happy to run errands, Light House keeping, Happy to travel
Language requirements: NONE
Special requirements (please describe your ideal candidate or tell us more about what you are looking for): Lovely couple is looking for an experienced nanny who will be happy to spend a quality time with their 10 months old son. Lovely high profile family! The nanny should be ideally Slovak or Czech speaking, since the father is Slovakian and they want the child speaking Slovak language. Must be experienced, loving, friendly, caring and reliable. They would like her to be a part of the family. Nanny will have her own bedroom and bathroom within the family home. Flexibility when it comes to wroking hours is needed since the father is a professional football player, there would be many afternoons when you will be off, but there might be some weekends when you will be required to work. Position starts ASAP. Salary from 400-500 Gbp PW

http://www.greatcare.co.uk/nanny-an...aking-nanny-to-start-asap-for-vip-family.html

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Skittles

 

[Holle]

Tight fucker.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yep, his son is 10 months.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Tight fucker.

Yep, I thought that wage was shite for a full time live in nanny, Id have expected them to be on at least double.

 

[Pesam]

Yep, I thought that wage was shite for a full time live in nanny, Id have expected them to be on at least double.

Dunno, £25,000 per year with no rent/mortgage payments and free food sounds decent. For a young person this would be a great job and I'm sure they'd also get taken away on family holidays.

I might send him my Czech girlfriends CV, I'll become mates with Skittles...woohoo!

 

[Holle]

Dunno, £25,000 per year with no rent/mortgage payments and free food sounds decent. For a young person this would be a great job and I'm sure they'd also get taken away on family holidays.

I might send him my Czech girlfriends CV, I'll become mates with Skittles...woohoo!

And you could make some additional money by selling photos to the yellow press.

 

[LarryHagman]

I can do that.

 

[Modo]

Take care of your own damn kids.

 

[Markeh]

fucking hell, Skrtels wife:

- How does your typical day look like?
- It is quite normal actually. We take care of our dogs in the morning than Martin goes to Melwood and I go to the gym or to school. I take english classes. I cook at noon or we just go to our favorite restaurant. Than we have a walk with the dogs and just watch the TV and relax.

Busy schedule then... the nanny is a necessity

 

[Modo]

fucking hell, Skrtels wife:



Busy schedule then... the nanny is a necessity

Hence,

Take care of your own damn kids.

I'm a firm believer in, "If you don't have time for kids, don't have them".
Just like people who have dogs and send them to a dog day care.
Hate them with a passion.

 

[themn]

"Those are my dogs,
give me my dogs".

 

[Markeh]

Hence,



I'm a firm believer in, "If you don't have time for kids, don't have them".
Just like people who have dogs and send them to a dog day care.
Hate them with a passion.

Your first comment is what got me to look up what his wife does with her time, I was expecting some wag entrepreneur waffle but at least she's honest that does very little.

I agree with that, if you don't have time don't have them but I'm sure having a nanny is just a super luxury so that someone can mind the kid for an hour while she goes to get her muff waxed.

 

[Modo]

The kid is 10 months old, FFS.
He/she is barely old enough for kindergarten.
I know that they don't have their parents or siblings in Liverpool in case they need help but they're asking for a live-in nanny. Basically a person who'll do the dirty work, like changing nappies and stuff.
They should be the ones doing it. They should be the ones getting peed on, puked on, coughed on, sneezed on, burped on, farted on, drooled on etc.

Anyway I don't know why I'm even bothered by this...