You know the way sometimes your body anticipates dinner by producing a massive shit right before eating? Your colon actually contracts in anticipation, making room. Often this happens immediately after eating.
At any rate, this digestive/colonic response is analogous to how I'm feeling about football right now. I'm taking a massive shit on this awful transfer market and long summer, and can barely bring myself to care, because I know we are in for a long season, and the world cup.