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Hocus pocus for VanPers and GlenJo plus 3

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I wonder what the side effects of being injected with horse placenta are ... can we expect Yossi & ALbert to start neighing and eatign the grass? Maybe Gerrard & Carra will try to mount them during training?
 
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No wonder we're linked to Ruud. We need his placenta.
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Haha.
 
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No wonder we're linked to Ruud. We need his placenta.
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good one. but why only horse placenta?
 
I think the Telegraph has it wrong, it's not injected, it's massaged into the area, as I had heard before hand and as the independent article suggests, which is bad enough in itself.


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I think the Telegraph has it wrong, it's not injected, it's massaged into the area, as I had heard before hand and as the independent article suggests, which is bad enough in itself.


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Hmmm... maybe a woman's placenta/after childbirth is more effective?
 
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=37308.msg992993#msg992993 date=1258712112]
You get the placenta's Y1 and I will find the back street

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I've got an ice cream scoop if you need it
Providing you want them 'fresh'
 
All these placenta reports seem to be horse related. Is it just the season for horse placentae,have we just had an equinox, or is it because all the players treated with it had been injured when they were foaled?
 
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All these placenta reports seem to be horse related. Is it just the season for horse placentae,have we just had an equinox, or is it because all the players treated with it had been injured when they were foaled?
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According to some Serbian newspaper, they think it's human not horse placenta, and they're investigating the matter.
Which would make this really really horrible, and the good doctor would be in a helluva lot of trouble.

Just something I read though, and passing it on.
 
Vlad, I just made contact with an Obs & Gy chappie who does abortions, back streets delivery and chop shop... placenta galore, they are just throwing them to feed the dogs!... now find me the back street and we set up shop, muahhahahahaha
*rub hands in glee*
 
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