Her name is Rio...
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The plonker has even got a Man Ure BEACH TOWEL!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1193406/PICTURE-SPECIAL-Rio-Ferdinand-does-Cristiano-Ronaldo-England-star-braves-abuse-denim-hotpants.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1193406/PICTURE-SPECIAL-Rio-Ferdinand-does-Cristiano-Ronaldo-England-star-braves-abuse-denim-hotpants.html
As Manchester United prepare to say goodbye to Cristiano Ronaldo, it looks like another footballer in the team is preparing to fill the Portuguese striker's boots.
Spotted enjoying a lads' holiday in Israel, it looks like Rio Ferdinand is taking style tips from his teammate, who is moving to Real Madrid for a world record £80million.
Looking far from masculine, the 30-year-old England defender showed off his athletic physique in a tiny pair of denim hot pants and bizarre red and yellow cropped t-shirt.
With just two months to go before the former West Ham and Leeds star marries long-term love Rebecca Ellison, perhaps Rio's outfit is simply a bit of stag-themed fun.
If his friends were in on the joke, they certainly didn't join him and wore normal swimming trunks and t-shirts as they relaxed in a pool bar.
With no women in sight, (no bloody wonder!)Rio chatted and laughed with friends, including ex Chelsea midfielder, now at St Johnstone, Jody Morris, as they enjoyed poolside cocktails.
Rio's eccentric outfit appears to be inspired by Ronaldo, who is well-known for his effeminate dress sense.
Spotted enjoying a lads' holiday in Israel, it looks like Rio Ferdinand is taking style tips from his teammate, who is moving to Real Madrid for a world record £80million.
Looking far from masculine, the 30-year-old England defender showed off his athletic physique in a tiny pair of denim hot pants and bizarre red and yellow cropped t-shirt.
With just two months to go before the former West Ham and Leeds star marries long-term love Rebecca Ellison, perhaps Rio's outfit is simply a bit of stag-themed fun.
If his friends were in on the joke, they certainly didn't join him and wore normal swimming trunks and t-shirts as they relaxed in a pool bar.
With no women in sight, (no bloody wonder!)Rio chatted and laughed with friends, including ex Chelsea midfielder, now at St Johnstone, Jody Morris, as they enjoyed poolside cocktails.
Rio's eccentric outfit appears to be inspired by Ronaldo, who is well-known for his effeminate dress sense.
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Money can't buy you class.
Christ, what a truly despicable cunt Rio is.
Christ, what a truly despicable cunt Rio is.
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I'm pretty sure just from looking at that picture I can get married in Massachusetts.
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I'm pretty sure just from looking at that picture I can get married in Massachusetts.
what the hell is he doing in Israel?
**rings the mossad**
**rings the mossad**
He's a world class cunt, but that's obv a joke.
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[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=34194.msg889501#msg889501 date=1245176243]
what the hell is he doing in Israel?
**rings the mossad**
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First check above (3 posts above) and only then call the Mossad.
They don't like being interrupted for no reason...
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I know why he's **really** here Jimbob -
Supposedly today, someone tried to assassinate Jimmy Carter in Gaza. It was probably Rio. The mossad should know.
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=34194.msg889501#msg889501 date=1245176243]
what the hell is he doing in Israel?
**rings the mossad**
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First check above (3 posts above) and only then call the Mossad.
They don't like being interrupted for no reason...
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I know why he's **really** here Jimbob -
Supposedly today, someone tried to assassinate Jimmy Carter in Gaza. It was probably Rio. The mossad should know.
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[quote author=jimmy link=topic=34194.msg889562#msg889562 date=1245182314]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=34194.msg889501#msg889501 date=1245176243]
what the hell is he doing in Israel?
**rings the mossad**
[/quote]
First check above (3 posts above) and only then call the Mossad.
They don't like being interrupted for no reason...
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I know why he's **really** here Jimbob -
Supposedly today, someone tried to assassinate Jimmy Carter in Gaza. It was probably Rio. The mossad should know.
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Ooops. Was I wooshed then? ;D
[quote author=jimmy link=topic=34194.msg889562#msg889562 date=1245182314]
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=34194.msg889501#msg889501 date=1245176243]
what the hell is he doing in Israel?
**rings the mossad**
[/quote]
First check above (3 posts above) and only then call the Mossad.
They don't like being interrupted for no reason...
[/quote]
I know why he's **really** here Jimbob -
Supposedly today, someone tried to assassinate Jimmy Carter in Gaza. It was probably Rio. The mossad should know.
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Ooops. Was I wooshed then? ;D
I love the way everyone is questioning the validity of the girly top.
GET ON HIS FUCKING SHORTS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
GET ON HIS FUCKING SHORTS FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Exactly. it's a blatant piss take.
What. A. Cunt.
He's put on weight has Jody, tans easily as well. I guess he can run the 'pregnancy' off in pre season.
I wonder if he's just gobbled Rio off?
I wonder if he's just gobbled Rio off?
You just missed his 3 snaps of his fingers in a Z shape, and his retort, 'what yu lookin at stooopid, you couldnt afford this asssss'.
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