Hell 11.

[Oncy]

Which players would you just never want to sign, specifically for non football reasons preferably.
Just because the thought of seeing them in our strip makes creeping shit go all up your neck.

I'll start Robinho. Everything i hate about a footballer (obv talent aside)

 

[Skullflower]

there's too many to start writing them down, for me.

 

[manwithnoname]

Lampard
Terry
Drogba
Mikel
Beckham
Neville
Cahill
A cole
Adebayor
Savage
Ireland
Mikel
Barton
Ballack
Robben
Gallas

I can go on like this all day you know

 

[737Max]

Diouf

 

[SaintGeorge67]

That list plus Rio and "wazza".

 

[SaintGeorge67]

oh, and Ronaldo.

 

[manwithnoname]

God knows how I forgot those two.

Jesus

 

[manwithnoname]

Fagan
Pogatetz
Davies
Neill
Richards
Bridge

 

[Skullflower]

kaka

 

[gkmacca]

------------------------------------------Tim Howard------------------------------------------------------

Gary Neville-----------------John Terry---------Rio Ferdinand-----------------------------Ashley Cole

Ronaldino------------Tim Cahill-----------------------Frank Lampard-------------------------Arjen Robben

------------------------Wayne Rooney---------Didier Drogba-------------------------------------------------

 

[Shadey]

the whole scum side make me sick..

 

[Terrier]

Not even one mention of Bowyer?


Add:

Alan Smith
Berbatosser

 

[Judge Jules]

Voronin would have been one of my nominations but for the fact that we DID sign the fecker.

 

[Rosco]

[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=33871.msg879021#msg879021 date=1243713318]
Voronin would have been one of my nominations but for the fact that we DID sign the fecker.
[/quote]

Likewise with Robbie Keane

 

[Bologna]

Buffon
Abiate
Di Canio

for starters

fuckin' nazis

 

[TheBunnyman]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=33871.msg878980#msg878980 date=1243707314]
------------------------------------------Tim Howard------------------------------------------------------

Gary Neville-----------------John Terry---------Rio Ferdinand-----------------------------Ashley Cole

Ronaldino------------Tim Cahill-----------------------Frank Lampard-------------------------Arjen Robben

------------------------Wayne Rooney---------Didier Drogba-------------------------------------------------
[/quote]

What's Ronaldinho doing in that team? Big teeth, big ego, but he's not THAT sick-inducing is he?

 

[gkmacca]

Sorry, I meant Ronaldo!

 

[keniget]

Drogba
Ronaldo
Pedro Munitis
Gravesen
Tim Cahill
Lampard
Kevin Davies
Barton
The Nevilles
Malouda
Adebayor
.
.
.
and all the players that give me Downing Syndrome including the man himself.

 

[madmax]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=33871.msg878980#msg878980 date=1243707314]
------------------------------------------Tim Howard------------------------------------------------------

Gary Neville-----------------John Terry---------Rio Ferdinand-----------------------------Ashley Cole

Ronaldino------------Tim Cahill-----------------------Frank Lampard-------------------------Arjen Robben

------------------------Wayne Rooney---------Didier Drogba-------------------------------------------------
[/quote]

If you replace Garry Neville with someone more talented/younger, that team can play football!

 

[gkmacca]

Well, absolutely hopeless players don't wind fans up so much. They might be tits, but they're harmless tits. The ones that drive you crazy are the ones who can do well enough to make their tit status really tiresome.

 

[cochyn]

Joey Barton
Stephen Ireland

Most of the others are pretty much covered above

 

[Peatcheo]

[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=33871.msg879101#msg879101 date=1243723852]
Well, absolutely hopeless players don't wind fans up so much. They might be tits, but they're harmless tits. The ones that drive you crazy are the ones who can do well enough to make their tit status really tiresome.
[/quote]

*Cough**Cough* Lucas....

 

[madmax]

[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=33871.msg879128#msg879128 date=1243730390]
[quote author=gkmacca link=topic=33871.msg879101#msg879101 date=1243723852]
Well, absolutely hopeless players don't wind fans up so much. They might be tits, but they're harmless tits. The ones that drive you crazy are the ones who can do well enough to make their tit status really tiresome.
[/quote]

*Cough**Cough* Lucas....
[/quote]

If he played for any other team, you would have never noticed him. Even if he played for United.

 

[Fer9do]

Drogba
Joey Barton
Berbatov
Beckham
any member of the Neville family
Drogba
Landon Donovan
Fat Frank
Eboue
Shrek
Anderson

oh, and Drogba.

 

[Buddha]

Can I suggest Fat Sam the cunt as manager?

Fergie and Phil Brown as his assistants.

 

[SummerOnions]

How about a non-top 4 Hell XI?

 

[gkmacca]

Everton.

 

[Ryan]

Van Der Vaart.

I'm not even sure why, but I really hate that cunt.

 

[A_K_Q_J_10]

That fucking bastard Pepe from Real Madrid.

I hate that fucking dirty bastard. Hes shit too.

And Ballack. I hate that fucker too.

 

[Ryan]

Jens Lehmann.