FOR SALE
long-haired Italian playmaker, by the name of Alberto.
As new condition, only been used a handful of times.
Apparently not compatible with the physical English league or on the continent (apparently).
Will also throw in official Adidas Liverpool FC number 4 home shirt - the scent of Sami Hyypia is still fresh on it
£20m o.n.o.
All profits go to the 'Gillett & Hicks Debt Repayment Foundation'.
Would consider a swap for a fully-working, Premier League compatible Xabi Alonso.
N.B. This is a light-hearted joke, from a genuine Liverpool fan, at the lack of minutes Alberto is getting, when his creativity and spark seems to be what we are lacking in our current rut.
I fully support Rafael Benitez.
I fully oppose Gillett and Hicks.
YNWA
JFT96
Yanks out
Questions and answers about this item
Q: Hi, Would you mind if we ran an HPi check to make sure this item has not previously been written off? Kind regards
A: Hi, we can offer this as a free service. Here are some previous examples: Liverpool's 09/10 title challenge - written off. Rafa Benitez - NOT written off. Regards
11 Mar, 2010
Q: Hello Stevengerrard8 can you confirm that this item will not break during delivery?Thanks StevieMe!
A: Hi, this remains unclear due to item still being wrapped up in cotton wool. For items liable to break during delivery, search "Little Cheshire Horse-Loving Judas". Regards
11 Mar, 2010
Q: Hello Stevie Can I ask if Aquliani knows how to get off the bench, and can he walk to the dressing room without sustaining a new injury ? Thanks !
A: Hi, Alberto knows how to get off the bench but there is a danger he might trip over a drinks bottle on his way to the pitch, which could be catastrophic for his brittle ankles. Regards.
11 Mar, 2010
