Yeh thats right mentalist who once said Quaresma could get on Ronaldos level - AND WHAT.
Sold my business, fucked off to sunnier places, got clamydia twice, tripped my balls off atleast hundred times and laughed at the sorry state that was once my beloved fucking liverpool.
ANY HOW. I'm back in this utter shit hole and thought I'd catch up with all you's lot innit and see what the gwarn was.
FUCKING HELL. Like what? a year or so has passed and we have on offer the speed of Dirk Kuyt on our wings, Carraghers none stop hoof ball tactics, no more spanish 30 goal a season monster, Maxi literally doing nothing but missing open goals, Lucas is STILL in the middle of our park, we've lost the best DM in the world to a team who just stick him on the bench and a BEAST of a goalie who wants to leave in the summer.
Never mind though, FUCK IT.
Any how I'm digressing from the point I wanted to make. Came very hard over the signings of Suarez and Carroll (even if that 35 mill could have been spent on making my life better) I love Kenny to the point of wishing man sex between himself and I. I love the fact that fat budgie faced bellend didn’t last three seconds as job of LIVERPOOL FUCKING FC. I love the fact we already have Young, Marvoux (spelling), Taiwo and Mbia all ready all sealed up. I love the youth set up and how Rodololololol has got us playing Shexy barsha footie.
So piss off, Im not having a moan, all I’d like now is Eden Hazard or Alexis Sanchez – BOTH players I loved well before you fools even mentioned them so piss off saying I’m just following the crowd. I’d literally go down on John Henry in order to get one of the two above (and his wife – WOWOWWOW. What I’d do to service them beef curtains!).
Oh and if anyone wants some credit well played to the lad who posted up the vid of sanchez 4 goals. Ill give you a handjob if you nut me off in return lalalalaa.
Any who, I’m done, you can jerk my beef truncheon if you think for a second I care if you like or dislike my posts. And Ill let you nut in my eye if you tell me I’m God.
P.S a new swanky 75,000 seater stadium would be the icing on a cream cake I bought and left in my fridge before I went. (It now smells like the backside of a he-she thai mail order bride)
Sold my business, fucked off to sunnier places, got clamydia twice, tripped my balls off atleast hundred times and laughed at the sorry state that was once my beloved fucking liverpool.
ANY HOW. I'm back in this utter shit hole and thought I'd catch up with all you's lot innit and see what the gwarn was.
FUCKING HELL. Like what? a year or so has passed and we have on offer the speed of Dirk Kuyt on our wings, Carraghers none stop hoof ball tactics, no more spanish 30 goal a season monster, Maxi literally doing nothing but missing open goals, Lucas is STILL in the middle of our park, we've lost the best DM in the world to a team who just stick him on the bench and a BEAST of a goalie who wants to leave in the summer.
Never mind though, FUCK IT.
Any how I'm digressing from the point I wanted to make. Came very hard over the signings of Suarez and Carroll (even if that 35 mill could have been spent on making my life better) I love Kenny to the point of wishing man sex between himself and I. I love the fact that fat budgie faced bellend didn’t last three seconds as job of LIVERPOOL FUCKING FC. I love the fact we already have Young, Marvoux (spelling), Taiwo and Mbia all ready all sealed up. I love the youth set up and how Rodololololol has got us playing Shexy barsha footie.
So piss off, Im not having a moan, all I’d like now is Eden Hazard or Alexis Sanchez – BOTH players I loved well before you fools even mentioned them so piss off saying I’m just following the crowd. I’d literally go down on John Henry in order to get one of the two above (and his wife – WOWOWWOW. What I’d do to service them beef curtains!).
Oh and if anyone wants some credit well played to the lad who posted up the vid of sanchez 4 goals. Ill give you a handjob if you nut me off in return lalalalaa.
Any who, I’m done, you can jerk my beef truncheon if you think for a second I care if you like or dislike my posts. And Ill let you nut in my eye if you tell me I’m God.
P.S a new swanky 75,000 seater stadium would be the icing on a cream cake I bought and left in my fridge before I went. (It now smells like the backside of a he-she thai mail order bride)
