I found this lamp lying around. When I started polishing it up, a genie appeared and said he'd grant me one wish, so I told him I wanted to live for ever.
"Come on, be sensible, you'll have to put a limit on that."
"OK then, I want to live until Everton win the Prem."
"Come on, be sensible, you'll have to put a limit on that."
"OK then, I want to live until Everton win the Prem."