Funniest Things in the Match

[El Pistolero]

There was a thread on here the other week about the darkest things you had heard at footy match so though would go for the funniest.

Tonight at the Wigan game, i was in with the wigan fans. Liverpool seemed to be getting the majority of decsions from Phil Dowd. It went deadly silent and one of the wigan fans shouted "Phil ye fat cunt give us some decsions" Next minute Phil dowd turns round gives the the fingers to the fan and runs off funny as fuck.

So what funny things have you seen at the match.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

We were playing the Mancs at home, and it was the first time I had been the match and not sat with either of my parents. I was allowed to take my little bro Piedro, he would have been about 11 or 12.
So we were sat in the Anfield Road end, Schmeiche was in the goal nearest to us, and this fella had been giving everyone shit all game. He was bladdered, absolutely hammered. The crowd went silent, and this fella just shouts "Schmeichel you German cunt, your ma wears army boots in bed". Schmeichel looked around, probably looking a little puzzled.
The whole of the Anny Road were howling.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

You possibly had to be there though.

 

[Skullflower]

[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=37965.msg1015877#msg1015877 date=1261007580]
You possibly had to be there though.
[/quote]

nope. it's very funny.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Thanks Skully. My own laughs echoed around this room like a lonely serial killer.

 

[El Pistolero]

[quote author=Skullflower link=topic=37965.msg1015878#msg1015878 date=1261007637]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=37965.msg1015877#msg1015877 date=1261007580]
You possibly had to be there though.
[/quote]

nope. it's very funny.
[/quote]

x2 thats quality.

 

[Loch Ness Monster]

Piedro still talks about it like it was yesterday, he pissed his pants for ages.

 

[Ryan]

Not actually 'at the game' per se but one time I was in this guy's house, and his Mum started talking about Momo Sissoko...

 

[Mistadobalina]

Paddy Berger shits out of a 50-50 challenge to which an old guy in the main stand shouts,'You chicken Berger!'

Everyone around cracked up, but judging by the delayed reaction from the old man I dont think he realised what he'd said at 1st.

 

[Fabio]

[quote author=Ryan link=topic=37965.msg1015904#msg1015904 date=1261014200]
Not actually 'at the game' per se but one time I was in this guy's house, and his Mum started talking about Momo Sissoko...
[/quote]

*swells up with family pride*

 

[Frogfish]

[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=37965.msg1015879#msg1015879 date=1261007746]
Thanks Skully. My own laughs echoed around this room like a lonely serial killer.
[/quote]

*chill runs down spine* * has dark images of LNM*

 

[TheBunnyman]

That photo is pretty spot-on actually.