My view is:
English people that moan about foreigners invading their country OBVIOUSLY didn't listen much in History.
Probably the only people that can legitimately claim to be truly 'from' Britain
are in obscure parts of Wales the outside world hasn't even heard of, let alone got a clue how to pronounce, and knowing how pig-ignorant and intolerant most of the people that share your views are - you probably hate 'those sheep-shaggers' as well.
The rest of you are a bastardized mix of French, Italian, German (who again, interestingly enough - you all hate) and Scandinavians, who are pretty innocuous and probably only catch your attention when the 'Newcastle vs Sweden night out' email is circulated *again*.
You're a bunch of pathetic, small-minded, Middle-England fuckwits that would have an opinion if it wasn't spoon-fed to you by a media built on bigotry, tits and fear of paedophilia. There's probably a good selection of you that don't read The S**, The Star or any of those other joke 'news'papers, and (laughably, seeing as the majority of their articles are actually factually incorrect) probably think you're being intelligent by reading the Daily Mail or Express.
Ironically however, you're *always* the first to have whinge about any tinpot dictator being 'just like Hitler', probably blissfully unaware that Lord Beaverbrook - the founder of the Express and the Mail, was personal friends with both Hitler and Mussolini and gave his unwavering support for the British Union of Fascists in the infamous article "Hurrah For The Blackshirts". Google it if you can be bothered, if you want to be informed, and if you actually give a shit about ever being right about anything in your narrow, comfort-zone led lives.
Or don't.
Because frankly, I couldn't give a shit about whether or not you want to remain ignorant and bigoted, that's your prerogative. I mean, it doesn't bode well for the future of the nation that people who are as thick as fuck are still allowed to breed, but hey - that's democracy, to quote (or rather paraphrase, as I can't remember the exact wording) Voltaire "I hate what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it".
However, I ask one thing - if you're proud to be who you are, and proud to be English, and proud to be everything else - do yourself and the world a fucking favour and be proud to be racist.
Because you are. You see, the rest of the world is not as stupid as you, and just because you start a sentence with "I'm not a racist, but . . ." it doesn't mean we're fooled. In fact, anyone who starts a sentence that way, or ever utters the words "I'm not racist" is a 100% guaranteed bonafide racist. You *are* a racist, you don't like people because they're dark-skinned, foreign, or from a different culture than you. You don't like them because they're different to you, and that scares you a little bit. You don't like them because deep down you've had fear and intolerance bred into you from an early age, and you don't know any better. It's probably not your fault, and on a one-to-one basis you're probably not *that* racist - after all, you've got black friends, right? And yet still the old clichés come rolling out . . .
So just because you don't have any intelligence, purleese don't insult ours. Be a racist and be proud, be proud of who you are, be proud of being small-minded and bigoted, be proud to be ignorant, be proud to be wrong, most of all be proud to be part German, part Italian, mostly French with a little bit of Danish and absolutely fuck all British.
Now hurry along, I'm sure there are some toilet walls that need NF scrawled across them
