Fucking hell AVB

[Friend no. 2]

Chelsea manager Andre Villas-Boas has ordered his players to include him in their goal celebrations, a club spokesperson has confirmed.

The news is the latest twist regarding the Portuguese, who in midweek launched a scathing attack on the media for a perceived agenda against his team.

Villas-Boas has come under pressure after falling 10 points behind Premier League leaders Manchester City, who they host at Stamford Bridge on Monday.

And now it has been revealed the 34-year-old has told his players they must acknowledge him and his staff when they celebrate.

A Chelsea spokesperson said in The Lying Rag: "The manager has asked the players to look across and recognise him and his staff on the bench after a goal.

"He believes that by celebrating together it shows we are all in it together.

"That's the players, the manager, the subs, the staff, the medical people - everyone working and celebrating together."

 

[Rosco]

I would guess that this is a load of bollocks made up by some journos that are pissed that AVB rightly had a pop at them this week.

 

[themn]

I'd have no problem hugging the club doctor if I scored.

I'M TAKING THIS PENNO !

 

[Asbo]

Loser!

I'm taking a groin strain again!

 

[themn]

[quote author=Asbo link=topic=47871.msg1441232#msg1441232 date=1323540418]
Loser!

I'm taking a groin strain again!
[/quote]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !

 

[6TimesaRed]

That explains why john terry is always injured...

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=47871.msg1441194#msg1441194 date=1323538538]
I would guess that this is a load of bollocks made up by some journos that are pissed that AVB rightly had a pop at them this week.
[/quote]

Good guess Rosco. That would be unsurprising.

 

[Molbystwin]

[quote author=Rosco link=topic=47871.msg1441194#msg1441194 date=1323538538]
I would guess that this is a load of bollocks made up by some journos that are pissed that AVB rightly had a pop at them this week.
[/quote]

is exactly what it is rosco.... fucking sad cunts the lot of em

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The article probably is a load of made up shite but I do think Boas is shoved up his own arse. I bet he's never out the mirror the fucking beaut.

 

[King Binny]

"No it's a false story, I never said anything like that it's ridiculous," Villas-Boas told Sky Sports.

"I think The S*n in two weeks is spot-on in two false stories. I already told them that if they pay an informant they should get their money back.

"I told players that when we score a goal the bench lives through the same emotions and we celebrate with them, with the same desire.

"It's a pity because I think the world has got to know me. I will never be an individual person to say something so extraordinary as that one, so it's an unfortunate story."