They're like a bad cold. You just cant shake em.
Was seeing Girl X for 6 weeks. Met girl Y in the sixth week. Well, I have known girl Y for 4 years, she gets on my bus to town. Fancied the fuckin arse off her for so long. Anyway, im out last week, saw girl Y in town, was pissed so I approached, got chatting, asked out, etc etc.
Broke up with girl X the following day cos she is nowhere near as fit as girl Y, plus she was doing my head in (even though her dad won 1mil on the lottery a few years ago). FFF will testify the fitness of girl Y.
So anyway, I told girl X we were over last Fri (16th). After 6 weeks of going out. Shes fuckin devastated, cant sleep apparently, and blah blah fuckin blah, needs me in her life bollocks shite. Been out with girl Y on Sunday, Wednesday, and seein her again on Sun after the game. Shes boss. Simple as. Exactly my type, tall, blonde, massive tits, not deead skinny. Im made up.
Saw girl X whilst I was out in town tonight. I got punched.
6 weeks I was goin out with her.
Women ey?
P.s im fuckin smashed.
Was seeing Girl X for 6 weeks. Met girl Y in the sixth week. Well, I have known girl Y for 4 years, she gets on my bus to town. Fancied the fuckin arse off her for so long. Anyway, im out last week, saw girl Y in town, was pissed so I approached, got chatting, asked out, etc etc.
Broke up with girl X the following day cos she is nowhere near as fit as girl Y, plus she was doing my head in (even though her dad won 1mil on the lottery a few years ago). FFF will testify the fitness of girl Y.
So anyway, I told girl X we were over last Fri (16th). After 6 weeks of going out. Shes fuckin devastated, cant sleep apparently, and blah blah fuckin blah, needs me in her life bollocks shite. Been out with girl Y on Sunday, Wednesday, and seein her again on Sun after the game. Shes boss. Simple as. Exactly my type, tall, blonde, massive tits, not deead skinny. Im made up.
Saw girl X whilst I was out in town tonight. I got punched.
6 weeks I was goin out with her.
Women ey?
P.s im fuckin smashed.
