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EPL - Hall of fame

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I imagine most of the great players that didn't win the league will be show outs for now, with the majority of show ins being from Arsenal, Chelsea and United.
 
Next season the "Man of the Match" is being retired and replaced with "MVP".

The Premier League is being re branded as the World Series of English Soccer

Matches will be played in 4 quarters, and the taking of free kicks will be delayed by 60 seconds to allow for TV commercial breaks, this will happen every free kick regardless of how soon after the previous one they occur.

There will be cheer leaders; there will be half time musical performances by talentless supermodels

The post match analysis by the Sky pundits will mostly be around which half time commercial was the most impactful

The national anthem will be played before every game, everyone must stand up and put their arm across their chest to hold their heart. No exceptions or you will be shot.

DB will be elected the new Queen of England, declare both global warming and COVID myths and turn bright orange
 
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Next season the "Man of the Match" is being retired and replaced with "MVP".

The Premier League is being re branded as the World Series of English Soccer

Matches will be played in 4 quarters, and the taking of free kicks will be delayed by 60 seconds to allow for TV commercial breaks, this will happen every free kick regardless of how soon after the previous one they occur.

There will be cheer leaders; there will be half time musical performances by talentless supermodels

The post match analysis by the Sky pundits will mostly be around which half time commercial was the most impactful

DB will be elected the new Queen of England, declare both global warming and COVID myths and turn bright orange
You missed the national anthem before every game where everyone must stand up and put their arm across their chest to hold their heart. No exceptions or you will be shot.

The half time show.. don't even get me started on the half time show.
 
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