An amalgamation of two of my favourite things, football and The Wire .... enjoy 😀
"The game done changed."
"Game's the same, just got more fierce."
This seasons Premiership, the lowest winning points total for a long time and no team with less than 30 points at the bottom of the table. Overall it has been the most competitive Premiership for a while.
“I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick. “
“You give yourself too much credit. “
“Okay then. I ain't that humble. “
For the most arrogant display from a Premiership footballer this season, step forward Joey “best in England†Barton. And he wins this by a distance !
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/903749/newcastle's-joey-barton:-i'm-england's-best-midfielder?cc=5739
“See, that's why we can't win. “
“Why not? “
“They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions.â€
I think this is word for word the conversation Hodgson and Kelly had while in the dugout one night. So this award goes to them.
"You can look him in the eye now. It don't matter who he is, or what he's done, you can look him right in the eye."
This goes to Lucas who can now proudly lay claim to be good enough to play in the Premiership….. finally.
“I ain't no suit-wearin' businessman like you... you know I'm just a gangsta I suppose... and I want my corners.â€
This goes to Tony Pulis who is definitely no suit wearing business man and has a no nonsense aggressive approach to the game – just like Avon.
“You come at the king, you best not miss. “
This one is for the Sky Sports reporters (particularly Shreeves) who attempt to niggle Kenny in interviews. Take a look at the Dalglish Media Thread for evidence,: http://sixcrazyminutes.com/forums/index.php?topic=44115.msg1317144#msg1317144
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
For Fernando Torres - who is able to laugh, joke and smile more at Chelsea than he ever did at Liverpool. Which is just as well, because he’s waiting for a trophy that will never come.
"This game is rigged, man. We like the little pieces on the chessboard."
This award goes to anyone who played a game in which Howard Webb was the referee. Quite notably the recent home game v. Spurs.
"You think I'm going down dontcha? You-you-you think I'm done. All you ungrateful bitches think you can throw me out of the boat."
I think this has to go to Arsene Wenger, some fans think he has lost it. I don’t think we can throw him out of the boat just yet.
"You movin' up in the world. Long as you don't fall into the trash they takin' out."
John Flanagan – who moved up to the first team and has put in a number of impressive displays. If he avoids the limelight he could shine for us for years.
"You happy now bitch?"
To Roman Abramovich, I hope you are happy. You’re ruining your club and we love it.
“ Makes me sick, motherf**ker, how far we done fell."
It’s what all Liverpool fans were thinking while watching the Hodgson version of LFC that was not far off the relegation zone at Christmas.
"Well it seem like I can't say nuttin' to change y'all minds."
A famous line by Stringer before he gets killed. This is for Carlo Ancelotti, who has been a dead man walking for the second half of the season.
"Omar on the one side holding a spade. And maybe Marlo to the other holding a shovel. And just at this moment ... I managed to crawl out my own damn grave. No way do I crawl back in."
To Mick McCarthy and Wolves, who on the final day of the season were dead and buried at 3-0 down only to get back to 3-2 and hold on to survive in the Premiership.
Yeah, well, now, the thing about the old days? They the old days."
To Frank Lampard, who was once a 20 goal a season midfielder. They the old days.
"Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for 8 or 9 years and live to tell about it?"
"Day at a time, I suppose."
To the player I can’t believe is still is still hanging around in the Premiership. Robbie Keane. You helped get West Ham relegated but live to tell the tale.
"That's my money."
"Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders."
Man City’s Sheik and Roman Abramovich jointly share this, they certainly know how to spend. And they usually get owned while spending it.
"What's up playboy, how come you're wearing that suit? For real, it's 85 f**kin' degrees out here, you tryin' to be like Pat Riley."
"Man, look the part, be the part mothaf**ka."
This goes to Steve Kean, who despite desperately trying to look like a young fashionable manager just looks like he’s attending court, which he will be soon for his recent arrest for drink driving.
"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeet."
Step up Ryan Giggs. ;D
"You know what the difference is between me and you? I bleed red and you bleed green. I look at you these days, you know what I see? I see a man without a country. You're not hard enough for this right here and maybe, just maybe, not smart enough for them out there."
I have a couple of candidates. I reckon it was either Carragher or Kenny that had a conversation like this with Torres in January.
All right, listen up, you mutts, this is complicated. I mean, it isn't complicated if you went to college or, I don't know, your mothers actually stopped drinking for a minute while they was pregnant. But for Baltimore City Police, this is complicated."
I imagine Capello’s team talks are along these lines. So this is for him.
"We gonna see who got the bigger war chest."
All summer long ….
"The game done changed."
"Game's the same, just got more fierce."
This seasons Premiership, the lowest winning points total for a long time and no team with less than 30 points at the bottom of the table. Overall it has been the most competitive Premiership for a while.
“I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick. “
“You give yourself too much credit. “
“Okay then. I ain't that humble. “
For the most arrogant display from a Premiership footballer this season, step forward Joey “best in England†Barton. And he wins this by a distance !
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/903749/newcastle's-joey-barton:-i'm-england's-best-midfielder?cc=5739
“See, that's why we can't win. “
“Why not? “
“They fuck up, they get beat. We fuck up, they give us pensions.â€
I think this is word for word the conversation Hodgson and Kelly had while in the dugout one night. So this award goes to them.
"You can look him in the eye now. It don't matter who he is, or what he's done, you can look him right in the eye."
This goes to Lucas who can now proudly lay claim to be good enough to play in the Premiership….. finally.
“I ain't no suit-wearin' businessman like you... you know I'm just a gangsta I suppose... and I want my corners.â€
This goes to Tony Pulis who is definitely no suit wearing business man and has a no nonsense aggressive approach to the game – just like Avon.
“You come at the king, you best not miss. “
This one is for the Sky Sports reporters (particularly Shreeves) who attempt to niggle Kenny in interviews. Take a look at the Dalglish Media Thread for evidence,: http://sixcrazyminutes.com/forums/index.php?topic=44115.msg1317144#msg1317144
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
For Fernando Torres - who is able to laugh, joke and smile more at Chelsea than he ever did at Liverpool. Which is just as well, because he’s waiting for a trophy that will never come.
"This game is rigged, man. We like the little pieces on the chessboard."
This award goes to anyone who played a game in which Howard Webb was the referee. Quite notably the recent home game v. Spurs.
"You think I'm going down dontcha? You-you-you think I'm done. All you ungrateful bitches think you can throw me out of the boat."
I think this has to go to Arsene Wenger, some fans think he has lost it. I don’t think we can throw him out of the boat just yet.
"You movin' up in the world. Long as you don't fall into the trash they takin' out."
John Flanagan – who moved up to the first team and has put in a number of impressive displays. If he avoids the limelight he could shine for us for years.
"You happy now bitch?"
To Roman Abramovich, I hope you are happy. You’re ruining your club and we love it.
“ Makes me sick, motherf**ker, how far we done fell."
It’s what all Liverpool fans were thinking while watching the Hodgson version of LFC that was not far off the relegation zone at Christmas.
"Well it seem like I can't say nuttin' to change y'all minds."
A famous line by Stringer before he gets killed. This is for Carlo Ancelotti, who has been a dead man walking for the second half of the season.
"Omar on the one side holding a spade. And maybe Marlo to the other holding a shovel. And just at this moment ... I managed to crawl out my own damn grave. No way do I crawl back in."
To Mick McCarthy and Wolves, who on the final day of the season were dead and buried at 3-0 down only to get back to 3-2 and hold on to survive in the Premiership.
Yeah, well, now, the thing about the old days? They the old days."
To Frank Lampard, who was once a 20 goal a season midfielder. They the old days.
"Mr. Little, how does a man rob drug dealers for 8 or 9 years and live to tell about it?"
"Day at a time, I suppose."
To the player I can’t believe is still is still hanging around in the Premiership. Robbie Keane. You helped get West Ham relegated but live to tell the tale.
"That's my money."
"Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders."
Man City’s Sheik and Roman Abramovich jointly share this, they certainly know how to spend. And they usually get owned while spending it.
"What's up playboy, how come you're wearing that suit? For real, it's 85 f**kin' degrees out here, you tryin' to be like Pat Riley."
"Man, look the part, be the part mothaf**ka."
This goes to Steve Kean, who despite desperately trying to look like a young fashionable manager just looks like he’s attending court, which he will be soon for his recent arrest for drink driving.
"Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeet."
Step up Ryan Giggs. ;D
"You know what the difference is between me and you? I bleed red and you bleed green. I look at you these days, you know what I see? I see a man without a country. You're not hard enough for this right here and maybe, just maybe, not smart enough for them out there."
I have a couple of candidates. I reckon it was either Carragher or Kenny that had a conversation like this with Torres in January.
All right, listen up, you mutts, this is complicated. I mean, it isn't complicated if you went to college or, I don't know, your mothers actually stopped drinking for a minute while they was pregnant. But for Baltimore City Police, this is complicated."
I imagine Capello’s team talks are along these lines. So this is for him.
"We gonna see who got the bigger war chest."
All summer long ….
