has anyone noticed that there is something not quite right about online poker?
well, its cos they are fucking rigged. they deal action hands, they juice the deck, they rank players according to their 'handicap', they have a bad beat button, and drawing hands instead of hitting 1 in 6 times hit 1 in 2. i mean if you cant even adhere to simple mathematical axioms then its pretty obvious whats going on.
this angers me. i am going to do 3 things
1. get a job inside riverstars/jokerstars and become a whistleblower one more time
2. set up a new account, and monitor it from day one and record how you start of with outrageous good luck
and then you end up getting rivered hand after hand after hand
3. im going to hack into their pathetic server and have a look at their "random number generator"
i will do this armed with some sort of firearm. if it looks as though im going down i'll take that fat fuck greg raymer hostage
well, its cos they are fucking rigged. they deal action hands, they juice the deck, they rank players according to their 'handicap', they have a bad beat button, and drawing hands instead of hitting 1 in 6 times hit 1 in 2. i mean if you cant even adhere to simple mathematical axioms then its pretty obvious whats going on.
this angers me. i am going to do 3 things
1. get a job inside riverstars/jokerstars and become a whistleblower one more time
2. set up a new account, and monitor it from day one and record how you start of with outrageous good luck
and then you end up getting rivered hand after hand after hand
3. im going to hack into their pathetic server and have a look at their "random number generator"
i will do this armed with some sort of firearm. if it looks as though im going down i'll take that fat fuck greg raymer hostage
