If you ever need a reason to drink, here it is.... (does not say any about beer or stout though)
Haha, I do not warranty their potency 🙂
> Date: Monday, 20 October, 2008, 7:32 AM A Common message to everyone
> who says drinking is bad. Here are the advantages of each brand that
> people drink.
>
>
> DCSL EXTRA SPECIAL
> Protects your heart
> prevents constipation
> Blocks diarrhea
> Improves lung capacity
> Cushions joints
> WHITE DIAMOND
> Combats cancer
> Controls blood pressure
> Saves your eyesight
> Shields against Alzheimer's
> Slows aging process
> BLUE LABEL
> Aids digestion
> Lowers cholesterol
> Protects your heart
> Stabilizes blood sugar
> Guards against liver disease
> DOUBLE DISTILLED
> Battles diabetes
> Lowers cholesterol
> Helps stops strokes
> Controls blood pressure
> Smoothes skin
> OLD RESERVE
> Protects your heart
> Quiets a cough
> Strengthens bones
> Controls blood pressure
> Blocks diarrhea
> RITZ
> Prevents constipation
> Helps hemorrhoids
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats cancer
> Stabilizes blood sugar
> RICHORT
> Controls blood pressure
> Combats cancer
> Strengthens bones
> Protects your heart
> Aids weight loss
> HANNEPIER
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Stabilizes blood sugar
> Boosts memory
> Prevents constipation
> FRANKLIN
> Strengthens bones
> Saves eyesight
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Controls blood pressure
> VSO
> Combats cancer
> Prevents constipation
> Promotes weight loss
> Protects your heart
> Helps hemorrhoids
> GALLERY
> Saves eyesight
> Controls blood pressure
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats cancer
> Supports immune system
> RED RUM
> Saves eyesight
> Protects your heart
> Prevents constipation
> Combats cancer
> Promotes weight loss
> DARK RUM
> Protects against Prostate Cancer
> Combats Breast Cancer
> Strengthens bones
> Banishes bruises
> Guards against heart disease
> HANSEN
> Protects your heart
> Combats Cancer
> Ends insomnia
> Slows aging process
> Shields against Alzheimer's
> BLACK WHITE
> Promotes weight loss
> Protects your heart
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats Cancer
> Controls blood pressure
> RED LABEL
> Aids digestion
> Soothes sore throat
> Clears sinuses
> Combats Cancer
> Boosts immune system
> BLACK LABEL
> Promotes weight loss
> Helps stops strokes
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats Cancer
> Controls blood pressure
> GOLD LABEL
> Protects your heart
> Boosts memory
> Protects your heart
> Combats Cancer
> Supports immune system
> CHIVAS REGAL
> Aids digestion
> Battles diabetes
> Protects your heart
> Improves mental health
> Boosts immune system
> GRANTS
> Lowers cholesterol
> Controls blood pressure
> Combats cancer
> kills bacteria
> Fights fungus
> GREEN LABEL
> Protects against heart attacks
> Promotes Weight loss
> Helps stops strokes
> Combats Prostate Cancer
> Lowers cholesterol
> REMUS MARTIN
> saves eyesight
> Conquers kidney stones
> Combats cancer
> Enhances blood flow
> Protects your heart
> V&A
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Helps stops strokes
> Promotes Weight loss
> Kills bacteria
> NAPOLEON
> Heals wounds
> Aids digestion
> Guards against ulcers
> Increases energy
> Fights allergies
> MENDIS
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Controls blood pressure
> Smoothes skin
> Stops scurvy
> LEMON GIN
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Controls blood pressure
> Smoothes skin
> Stops scurvy
> ORANGE GIN
> Combats cancer
> Boosts memory
> Regulates thyroid
> aids digestion
> Shields against Alzheimer's
> WHITE GIN
> Controls blood pressure
> Lowers cholesterol
> Kills bacteria
> Combats cancer
> Strengthens bones
> DRY GIN
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats cancer
> Battles diabetes
> prevents constipation
> Smoothes skin
> CLASIC RUM
> Protects your heart
> Promotes Weight loss
> Combats cancer
> Battles diabetes
> Smoothes skin
> VODKA
> Reduce risk of heart attack
> Combats cancer
> Kills bacteria
> Lowers cholesterol
> Fights fungus
> SMIRNOFF
> Supports immune systems
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Straightens respiration
>
> GALETINE
> prevents constipation
> Combats cancer
> Helps stops strokes
> aids digestion
> Helps hemorrhoids
> GOLD COIN
> Protects against heart disease
> Promotes Weight loss
> Combats Prostate Cancer
> Lowers cholesterol
> Aggravates
> diverticulitis
> BACARDI
> Strengthens bones
> Relieves colds
> Aids digestion
> Dissolves warts
> Blocks diarrhea
> WHITE RUM
> Slows aging process
> prevents constipation
> boosts memory
> Lowers cholesterol
> Protects against heart disease
> ILICITY ARACK
> Protects your heart
> Battles diabetes
> Conquers kidney stones
> Combats cancer
> Helps stops strokes
> POT ARRACK
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
Haha, I do not warranty their potency 🙂
> Date: Monday, 20 October, 2008, 7:32 AM A Common message to everyone
> who says drinking is bad. Here are the advantages of each brand that
> people drink.
>
>
> DCSL EXTRA SPECIAL
> Protects your heart
> prevents constipation
> Blocks diarrhea
> Improves lung capacity
> Cushions joints
> WHITE DIAMOND
> Combats cancer
> Controls blood pressure
> Saves your eyesight
> Shields against Alzheimer's
> Slows aging process
> BLUE LABEL
> Aids digestion
> Lowers cholesterol
> Protects your heart
> Stabilizes blood sugar
> Guards against liver disease
> DOUBLE DISTILLED
> Battles diabetes
> Lowers cholesterol
> Helps stops strokes
> Controls blood pressure
> Smoothes skin
> OLD RESERVE
> Protects your heart
> Quiets a cough
> Strengthens bones
> Controls blood pressure
> Blocks diarrhea
> RITZ
> Prevents constipation
> Helps hemorrhoids
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats cancer
> Stabilizes blood sugar
> RICHORT
> Controls blood pressure
> Combats cancer
> Strengthens bones
> Protects your heart
> Aids weight loss
> HANNEPIER
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Stabilizes blood sugar
> Boosts memory
> Prevents constipation
> FRANKLIN
> Strengthens bones
> Saves eyesight
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Controls blood pressure
> VSO
> Combats cancer
> Prevents constipation
> Promotes weight loss
> Protects your heart
> Helps hemorrhoids
> GALLERY
> Saves eyesight
> Controls blood pressure
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats cancer
> Supports immune system
> RED RUM
> Saves eyesight
> Protects your heart
> Prevents constipation
> Combats cancer
> Promotes weight loss
> DARK RUM
> Protects against Prostate Cancer
> Combats Breast Cancer
> Strengthens bones
> Banishes bruises
> Guards against heart disease
> HANSEN
> Protects your heart
> Combats Cancer
> Ends insomnia
> Slows aging process
> Shields against Alzheimer's
> BLACK WHITE
> Promotes weight loss
> Protects your heart
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats Cancer
> Controls blood pressure
> RED LABEL
> Aids digestion
> Soothes sore throat
> Clears sinuses
> Combats Cancer
> Boosts immune system
> BLACK LABEL
> Promotes weight loss
> Helps stops strokes
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats Cancer
> Controls blood pressure
> GOLD LABEL
> Protects your heart
> Boosts memory
> Protects your heart
> Combats Cancer
> Supports immune system
> CHIVAS REGAL
> Aids digestion
> Battles diabetes
> Protects your heart
> Improves mental health
> Boosts immune system
> GRANTS
> Lowers cholesterol
> Controls blood pressure
> Combats cancer
> kills bacteria
> Fights fungus
> GREEN LABEL
> Protects against heart attacks
> Promotes Weight loss
> Helps stops strokes
> Combats Prostate Cancer
> Lowers cholesterol
> REMUS MARTIN
> saves eyesight
> Conquers kidney stones
> Combats cancer
> Enhances blood flow
> Protects your heart
> V&A
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Helps stops strokes
> Promotes Weight loss
> Kills bacteria
> NAPOLEON
> Heals wounds
> Aids digestion
> Guards against ulcers
> Increases energy
> Fights allergies
> MENDIS
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Controls blood pressure
> Smoothes skin
> Stops scurvy
> LEMON GIN
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Controls blood pressure
> Smoothes skin
> Stops scurvy
> ORANGE GIN
> Combats cancer
> Boosts memory
> Regulates thyroid
> aids digestion
> Shields against Alzheimer's
> WHITE GIN
> Controls blood pressure
> Lowers cholesterol
> Kills bacteria
> Combats cancer
> Strengthens bones
> DRY GIN
> Lowers cholesterol
> Combats cancer
> Battles diabetes
> prevents constipation
> Smoothes skin
> CLASIC RUM
> Protects your heart
> Promotes Weight loss
> Combats cancer
> Battles diabetes
> Smoothes skin
> VODKA
> Reduce risk of heart attack
> Combats cancer
> Kills bacteria
> Lowers cholesterol
> Fights fungus
> SMIRNOFF
> Supports immune systems
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
> Straightens respiration
>
> GALETINE
> prevents constipation
> Combats cancer
> Helps stops strokes
> aids digestion
> Helps hemorrhoids
> GOLD COIN
> Protects against heart disease
> Promotes Weight loss
> Combats Prostate Cancer
> Lowers cholesterol
> Aggravates
> diverticulitis
> BACARDI
> Strengthens bones
> Relieves colds
> Aids digestion
> Dissolves warts
> Blocks diarrhea
> WHITE RUM
> Slows aging process
> prevents constipation
> boosts memory
> Lowers cholesterol
> Protects against heart disease
> ILICITY ARACK
> Protects your heart
> Battles diabetes
> Conquers kidney stones
> Combats cancer
> Helps stops strokes
> POT ARRACK
> Combats cancer
> Protects your heart
