Coconuts

[JurgenKlopp]

http://www.empireofthekop.com/2016/...c&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=socialnetwork

 

[refugee]

Best news ever

 

[refugee]

Do other teams have an official coconut water provider? I'm going to be very disappointed if I find out we are late to the party.

 

[Portly]

None of the products advertised as "the official ..... of Liverpool Football Club" ever seem to be actually used by the club. Dunkin' Donuts coffee is advertised all round the stadium as our official coffee, but I was disappointed to find they are still selling the same old stuff at the tea bars. I would be surprised to discover a Konica Minolta copier in the back office. 🙂

 

[davud graham]

Typical the club get their hands on delicious Coconut water but the fans can't have any. Damn you FSG!
I've also never seen a Standard Chartered Kiosk at the ground either, why can't the fans have access to mostly Asia oriented banking services. So disappointed

 

[HC]

None of the products advertised as "the official ..... of Liverpool Football Club" ever seem to be actually used by the club. Dunkin' Donuts coffee is advertised all round the stadium as our official coffee, but I was disappointed to find they are still selling the same old stuff at the tea bars. I would be surprised to discover a Konica Minolta copier in the back office. 🙂

That has to be the worst of the bunch .. ' The official print management partner of LFC'

Fucking hell.

It's bad enough watching Lallana and co rub Nivea on their faces when an advert blindsides you . After Watford embarrassed us the other month I must have saw that advert about 5 times in the space of one evening.

 

[Red Astaire]

I'm well happy with this news. I'm a massive fan of coconut water. My nutribullet would be lost without it. 🙂

 

[FoxForceFive]

Amazing news.

As a related point, am I misremembering this being called coconut milk when I was a kid? Cos I'm pretty sure it was.

We used to get it out of an actual coconut though, not a carton.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Amazing news.

As a related point, am I misremembering this being called coconut milk when I was a kid? Cos I'm pretty sure it was.

We used to get it out of an actual coconut though, not a carton.

Nah, coconut milk is the juice of it's flesh. The almost clear liquid you drink out of a coconut is coconut water.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Ah good to know. Well, actually I'm not sure that it is, but I like to know loads of stuff that will never be useful ever, so Cheers.

 

[manwithnoname]

Ah good to know. Well, actually I'm not sure that it is, but I like to know loads of stuff that will never be useful ever, so Cheers.

I know so much utterly useless stuff that, at the moment I realise I know it, I'm actually embarrassed. It's like my brain is taking the piss out of me.

"Yep, we actually do know what that Druid/ Sorcerer type character in The Sword Of Shannara - which we read when you were 13 - is called: Allanon. But every year, we will be entirely unsure about the date of your wife's birthday, or even actually how old she is"

 

[FoxForceFive]

I know so much utterly useless stuff that, at the moment I realise I know it, I'm actually embarrassed. It's like my brain is taking the piss out of me.

"Yep, we actually do know what that Druid/ Sorcerer type character in The Sword Of Shannara - which we read when you were 13 - is called: Allanon. But every year, we will be entirely unsure about the date of your wife's birthday, or even actually how old she is"

Yeah, that sums me up completely. I had to ask Bex what her date of birth was yesterday when filling out a form. She wasn't impressed.

She was less than happy that I got the month & year wrong, I was just made up I got the day right. In hindsight checking my calendar would have been the sensible thing.

In other news, Subboteo is actually the Latin name for hobby hawk.

Stupid brain.

 

[Silver Sean]

Yeah, that sums me up completely. I had to ask Bex what her date of birth was yesterday when filling out a form. She wasn't impressed.

She was less than happy that I got the month & year wrong, I was just made up I got the day right. In hindsight checking my calendar would have been the sensible thing.

In other news, Subboteo is actually the Latin name for hobby hawk.

Stupid brain.

When you have to ask her your own DOB I'd start worrying.
I never even remember what year my daughter was born.

 

[Athens]

I read a book about a guy that accidentally started off a cult type thing. Anyway In it he only remembered that his girlfriend didn't like curry whenever he said "no curry for you" she then cracked up and asked him why he couldn't remember she didn't like curry but he could remember shite about helicopters and lions.

I find myself in such situations. Not the accidental cult forming part, though.