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Chelsea last game of the season

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Piedro

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I'd totally forgotten we were playing them last game of the season.

Its gonna be Blackburn 95 all over again isn’t it?

Man Utd are away at Sunderland last game of the season. Who is Sunderlands manager? So thats 3 points for Utd then.

Of course this is just hypothetical, but what if we needed to beat Chelsea last game of the season to finish 4th, and they needed to beat us to win the league (and stop the Manc twats winning number 19).

Oh dear.
 
If fourth is secured, field the fucking reserves.

Then Ferguson and Warnock can become best buds.
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38859.msg1052125#msg1052125 date=1265730865]
If fourth is secured, field the fucking reserves.

Then Ferguson and Warnock can become best buds.
[/quote]

Read it again.
 
You know what Fergusons like though. If we did that, im sure he’d find a way of getting the game replayed.
 
[quote author=Piedro link=topic=38859.msg1052127#msg1052127 date=1265731000]
My thoughts exactly.

You know what Fergusons like though. If we did that, im sure he’d find a way of getting the game replayed.

[/quote]

Probably. Knowing our luck though we'd field the reserves and they'd somehow, miraculously, pull it off.
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=38859.msg1052126#msg1052126 date=1265730966]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38859.msg1052125#msg1052125 date=1265730865]
If fourth is secured, field the fucking reserves.

Then Ferguson and Warnock can become best buds.
[/quote]

Read it again.
[/quote]

It wasn’t really a question mate, just a general musing.

I have them every so often.

But lets make it a question. What would you sooner have?
 
[quote author=Paddy link=topic=38859.msg1052126#msg1052126 date=1265730966]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=38859.msg1052125#msg1052125 date=1265730865]
If fourth is secured, field the fucking reserves.

Then Ferguson and Warnock can become best buds.
[/quote]

Read it again.
[/quote]

I did, but the answers too obvious isn't it?

We'd have to take fourth and tolerate another United league victory. We should be pretty hardened to it by now.
 
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
 
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052134#msg1052134 date=1265731214]
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
[/quote]

You're the Anti-Neil.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052136#msg1052136 date=1265731262]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052134#msg1052134 date=1265731214]
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
[/quote]

You're the Anti-Neil.
[/quote]

when did I get image of mr. doom and gloom?
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=38859.msg1052144#msg1052144 date=1265731807]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052136#msg1052136 date=1265731262]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052134#msg1052134 date=1265731214]
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
[/quote]

You're the Anti-Neil.
[/quote]

when did I get image of mr. doom and gloom?
[/quote]

"Hello, McFly, hello !"

http://sixcrazyminutes.com/forums/index.php?topic=38856.0
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052145#msg1052145 date=1265731949]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=38859.msg1052144#msg1052144 date=1265731807]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052136#msg1052136 date=1265731262]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052134#msg1052134 date=1265731214]
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
[/quote]

You're the Anti-Neil.
[/quote]

when did I get image of mr. doom and gloom?
[/quote]

"Hello, McFly, hello !"

http://sixcrazyminutes.com/forums/index.php?topic=38856.0
[/quote]

that's one thread.
 
We have to have that fourth place, so we'd just have to bite the bullet on the Scum 4 in a row/No.19/Sir Ryan Giggs nightmare.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052136#msg1052136 date=1265731262]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052134#msg1052134 date=1265731214]
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
[/quote]

You're the Anti-Neil.
[/quote]

It's quite sad really and ultimately leads to disappointment but I never give up on us winning the league until mathematically impossible - the last 20 years have taught me nothing.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=38859.msg1052150#msg1052150 date=1265732133]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052145#msg1052145 date=1265731949]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=38859.msg1052144#msg1052144 date=1265731807]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052136#msg1052136 date=1265731262]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052134#msg1052134 date=1265731214]
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
[/quote]

You're the Anti-Neil.
[/quote]

when did I get image of mr. doom and gloom?
[/quote]

"Hello, McFly, hello !"

http://sixcrazyminutes.com/forums/index.php?topic=38856.0
[/quote]

that's one thread.
[/quote]

Why don't you tell me the Earth is round because I know that as well.
 
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052154#msg1052154 date=1265732233]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052136#msg1052136 date=1265731262]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052134#msg1052134 date=1265731214]
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
[/quote]

You're the Anti-Neil.
[/quote]

It's quite sad really and ultimately leads to disappointment but I never give up on us winning the league until mathematically impossible - the last 20 years have taught me nothing.
[/quote]

I'm the same. I do think that when no. 19 does come, it's going to come out of nowhere. It will be that little bit sweeter to us then.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052155#msg1052155 date=1265732265]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=38859.msg1052150#msg1052150 date=1265732133]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052145#msg1052145 date=1265731949]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=38859.msg1052144#msg1052144 date=1265731807]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052136#msg1052136 date=1265731262]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052134#msg1052134 date=1265731214]
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
[/quote]

You're the Anti-Neil.
[/quote]

when did I get image of mr. doom and gloom?
[/quote]

"Hello, McFly, hello !"

http://sixcrazyminutes.com/forums/index.php?topic=38856.0
[/quote]

that's one thread.
[/quote]

Why don't you tell me the Earth is round because I know that as well.
[/quote]

you're in a really bad mood aren't you?
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=38859.msg1052165#msg1052165 date=1265732686]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052155#msg1052155 date=1265732265]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=38859.msg1052150#msg1052150 date=1265732133]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052145#msg1052145 date=1265731949]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=38859.msg1052144#msg1052144 date=1265731807]
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052136#msg1052136 date=1265731262]
[quote author=Pesam link=topic=38859.msg1052134#msg1052134 date=1265731214]
Y'see what happens is the league is like this before the last day.................

Chelsea 37.........75
United 37.........74
Liverpool 37.........74

we beat Chelsea 3-0 with a Stevie G brace and a Carra diving header in the last minute. United are 1-0 up until the last minute until Ratboy Neville mis-hits a back pass past Van De Saar for the equaliser that wins Liverpool the league.

I'm off for a wank now.
[/quote]

You're the Anti-Neil.
[/quote]

when did I get image of mr. doom and gloom?
[/quote]

"Hello, McFly, hello !"

http://sixcrazyminutes.com/forums/index.php?topic=38856.0
[/quote]

that's one thread.
[/quote]

Why don't you tell me the Earth is round because I know that as well.
[/quote]

you're in a really bad mood aren't you?
[/quote]

I wasn't.
 
We shit out to Chelsea miss 4th, Fergie goes bonkers and tries to get Giggs to alter the course of history, but Giggsy accepts their fate with a calm smile and his usual charm and wit. The yanks can't afford the repayments and sell the club lock stock to errr the Indian guy who invests 200m in our first team and builds us a new gaff in Stanley park.
Fap fap fap fap fap giggs fap fap fap
 
The only good thing about this game is if we need to win to win the title. Which is hardly likely.

The other scenarios are awful.
If we have fourth sewn up and Chelsea win to secure the title we've have to endure the cuntish likes of Terry and Lampard swanning around beating their chests doing laps of honour and we'd have to pretend to be pleased!

If we beat them we've handed the league to United.

If Chelsea have already won the league we'd have to applaud the cunts on.

If United have already secured the title then the game's meaningless for them but it means that United have won the fucking title, which is never nice.
 
to be mr. doom and gloom (hey, I've got a rep now I might as well live up to it)

the last time we played chelsea on the last day of the season in a fight for 4th, we lost 😛
the following season the russian buys chelsea and the rest is history.
 
[quote author=Rafa4PM link=topic=38859.msg1052140#msg1052140 date=1265731503]
Fuck the scum, i'd want us to secure 4th place.
[/quote]

Yet again, we're in agreement.
 
Scum v Stoke
Hull v Liverpool
Chavs v Wigan

Are the last games of the season.

Peter, FOOL of a Took !
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=38859.msg1052191#msg1052191 date=1265734357]
Scum v Stoke
Hull v Liverpool
Chavs v Wigan

Are the last games of the season.

Peter, FOOL of a Took !

[/quote]

Phew.
 
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=38859.msg1052439#msg1052439 date=1265757229]
When do we have the Chavs then?
[/quote]

What's the point telling you ?
 
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